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You would be surprised as to what some people do, actually. ​

 

People need to stop stealing my word.

 

I'll return it when you give me that orange in the trade we had going on.
Remember?
Orange for the staple
>:3​

 

Believe me.

It's his word.

 

No, you need to make it up for it to be your word.

 

Well, right now I have a bag of chips and some tea. Also a computer, but that goes without saying. And for future reference, please call me Dalk to avoid confusion. I'm not so used to being called mind.

 

Oh hi Mind.

 

That information was not sufficient.
How strong is your tea, and what flavour chips?​

 

Damn strong. And Kettle Cooked Lays.

 

Mmm nice choice.

 

Very well.
...Lays? Wtf?​

 

He will make your cranium explode.

 

Pedophile Zombie.

Go back to Resident Evil please.

 

That's not trying to get into his sig by copying what's already in his sig at all.

 

I smell sarcasm :3
Either that, or my toast is burning. ​

 

Your toast is made of sarcasm.

 

Or maybe it's both.

 

I spread the sarcasm on top of the jam once it's done. ​

I'm not sure....
Damn.
It's the toast. ​

 

****. a

 

As much as blitzcunt, nunfucker, skanklick, shitclit, bilehead, jizz breath, arseroid and Coldplaylover are mine.
*reminisces*