Many Dachshund Pics: With Captionz!

I AM IN THE PROCESS OF STEALING YOUR LEFT TESTICLE


I smell pot. Where are you hiding it?


GET OUT OF THE TOILET DAMMIT


**** I'M GOING TO FALL OFF THIS GUY'S HAND

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Our multicoloured eyes mean we are all high.


Don't mind me raping your pillow.


Sorry for the shit stains on your carpet.


OH MY GOD

WIFE COME OVER HERE

OUR DACHSHUND HAD PUPPIES

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THE END

lolfail.

 

Do you know what he should have done? Replace all of his captions with "butts".

 

butts


butts


butts


butts
~Confucius

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butts


butts


butts


butts

THE END

 

You've succeeded in your efforts.

I award you with reputation.

 

she has succeeded.
In an effort to stop being cyber-verbally-emotionally-slightlyPhysicaly-abused.​

 

You can't be physically abused over the interweb unless you're hooked up to it.

Though I'm not ruling out the possibility that he is a cyborg.

 

Only part cyborg :3

that is why I said "Partially" instead of just straight-on physical.
Although,
it would be rather entertaining if said abuse was possible. ​

 

It would be more effective to just punch said person through the screen.

 

I would not like to get their blood on my fist.
I might catch some form of disease or something D:​

 

I hear you. But the guy went from punk to pop lately. I found a serious post of his in the Help With Life section! I was instantly reminded of that time when I found out that Johnny Rotten appeared in Country Life butter commercials. Or when I read that Alice Cooper plays golf...

 

i am a guy.

 

The direction this thread took is amusing.

 

Like some weird disorder with -ism at the end.

DD:

 

yeah D:
Like...
I'm-gonna-eat-you-alive-ism.
D: ​

 

That's just a horrid -ism!

Or like
lemme-take-your-virginity-ism!

 

Or maybe
I'm-gonna-rape-you-freakin-dog-ism
D:​

 

That's even more horrid!

Like
this-ism-is-worse-then-the-spreading-of-aids-ism.
DD:

 

hence the reason you do not punch the author of this thread.
That -ism could be caught.
Be careful, child.
...wear condoms on your fingers, if you wanna be extra careful.​

fuckdammit,
that -ism is so damn frightining and...
ah, I just shat a brick. ​

 

Dachshunds scare meh D:

 

I find this really pointless unless you actually want to rape him with your fingers.