Many Dachshund Pics: With Captionz!

I has the ball!


I smell cookies. Where are you hiding them?


No one has measured
Not even poets
How much the heart can hold


Man who buys pekingese requires great status.
Man who buys dachshund acquires great status.
~Confucius

http://www.doublecdachshunds.com/Dec11 029.jpg
It's easy to get dachs-addicted.


Sleeping in your bed
There's nothing better
Except maybe
Sleeping wrapped in your sweater


I didn't do it.


Most kinds of dogs seem to either
Have shapes or proportions all wrong;
They're only one way or the other,
But dachshunds are both short and long.

THE END

 

...Half of this felt like Dr. Seuss..>>

 

Jesus Christ get a life so you can leave. Either that or stop failing so hard. People hate lolcats so what makes you think this is any different?

 

The fact that they're dachshunds.

 

This thread is so cool because captions is spelled with a "z" and not an "s."

 

My grandparents have a dachshund. It's the most annoying dog EVER.

Therefore I do not like this thread. It reminds me of the demon dog -_-

 

BLASPHEMY!!!! DOXIES ARE AWESOEM!
-_-
And if you hate them so much, why'd you click here?

 

many butts pics

 

I thought it would be like one or two pictures of YOUR dachshund, which would be fine. This many is overwhelming -_- I can hear the yapping in my head...

 

Well it is easy to get dachs-addicted.

 

THREAD HIJACK:

This thread is now about TheMuffinMan's closeted homosexuality.

 

See, TMM is actually a homosexual Jewish gypsy. He acts all tough and Christian, but he's denying his own self so he can be accepted.

 

I think you messed up that hijack.


This thread is now about everyone's closeted homosexuality for TMM.

 

YO!! I found a Canadian website dedicated to them!
http://wienerdogs.org/#friend
And a video!

 

I thought TMM was a girl for the longest time, even though "Man" is part of his name O_o

...I think it's the Peach avatar. It confused me.

 

I'd hit that. Repeatedly.

 

You mean you wouldn't?

 

o wow! because we totally asked for it! and seriously, i agree. your caption(z) suck ass, they are not funny they are doctor suess shlt, so get a life, stop being unfunny and just stop doing this.I mean seriously dude, you fail at not having a life

 

So I fail at failing? That must mean that I win!

 

You obviously don't get how fail works. Or how fail is defined on the interbutts. See, it's a rule of thumb that there is a positive correlation between how much of a life you have and how much you fail on the interwebs. Therefore, there is a negative correlation between how badly you need a life and how much you fail on the internetz. So, if you fail at not having a life, then you are winning at having a life and thus fail at internet. Feel free to prove me wrong.