Man, the graphics outside are terrible

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Fork, Apr 25, 2011.

  1. Spike H E R O

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    Can always take the No More Heroes approach and save the game, though.
     
  2. Janime6 the truest queen of them all

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    Thanks guys. Is there a way to make the bladder never fill? I'd like that.​
     
  3. Doukuro Chaser

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    But no one can find the save points.
     
  4. Spike H E R O

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    You can always try to hack it, but most of the time that leads to the game crashing :\

    In that case, just do what I do: take a potion and deal with it.
     
  5. Janime6 the truest queen of them all

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    Well I messed with some of the code and ... there's a black swirly hole in the upper corner of my room. But the gauge isn't filling up!​
     
  6. きんたろ Banned

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  7. Doukuro Chaser

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    Just...don't touch it and all is well!
     
  8. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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  9. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    You mean that minigame designed to replicate the game? It feels rather redundant. It's like looking in a hall of mirrors.


    I think my frame rate is too high. If I can convince the AIs to to give me a time bonus then I can prove my skills are high enough, above requirements on many things, but everything goes too fast for me to keep up. Some in game diagnostics estimate that it takes me 50% longer than it should to do anything. Heck even rcovery mode takes 12 hours when it should take 8. Speaking of recovery mode the developers had something messed up when programming it. Sometimes you enter what appears to be bonus levels but progress goes back to before you entered recovery mode when you are done. Is this a glitch? Or is the bonus level just an Easter Egg?
     
  10. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    Which reminds me, why don't bosses try to kill me? They just yell at me. The last one I tried to fight ended up calling for help and had some guys in uniforms chase me across the map. How intimidating is a boss that just asks for help?
     
  11. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    How do they expect you to beat the game if you have to go to a building and communicate and socialize with other players who have no idea how to play either? Talk about the blind leading the blind...
     
  12. Kubo Kingdom Keeper

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    Why is this still in the spam zone? Should be in the general game chat, we could have a few posts up.

    Also I will nominate this thread for best thread inthe awards, if I remember to.
     
  13. Luna Lovegood nani panda-kun

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    Holy bejeezis, this is still going on?
     
  14. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    A plus is the big map. I hear they're developing a new map, but you have to have lots of munny to buy an aircraft to get there. I don't think there's much now though.
     
  15. Bushy "Don't think. Imagine!"

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    What I find annoying about this game from other games is the equipment and inventory features.
    In other games... characters can pull items they carry out of thin air it seems. And their inventories seem practically limitless, at least they can carry more than one would expect.
    But in this game... you can't do any of that.
    I can't fit 99 items in a bag even and yet in other games characters have bottomless pockets.

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    Also...

    Achievement Unlocked: 'Not a virgin.'
    Achievement Description: Nobody dies a virgin, because life this game fu**'s us all.
    (Y)
     
  16. Doukuro Chaser

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    My first thought was Dean from Supernatural.
     
  17. Cia (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧*.✧

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    I agree insanely.

    Also, this game could seriously use more maps. I'm so tired of going into the same ones over and over again. Like seriously, where's the variety?

    edit: omg exactly what pumpkin and bushy said. :I
     
  18. ♥♦♣♠∟uxord♥♦♣♠ Banned

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    I think I'm gonna get a group to hack the server. Maybe we can end the game then.
     
  19. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    I cannot fit a grenade launcher in my pants.
    This game sucks.
     
  20. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Really? My bazooka's still in my pants along with my two grenades.