Makaze, Envy, Axis, Tequila!

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Jiηx, Jul 16, 2012.

  1. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    I'm a little boy standing next to Mr. Tesori, my mentor (hope this is ok, Andrew and Questers)
     
  2. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    It doesn't count as role playing if we're doing one-liners.
     
  3. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    You're right Makaze, you are horrible with commoners and the locals.
     
  4. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    *taps Makaze's shoulder* There is two Reds in here
     
  5. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Boy, don't you say a word now.
     
  6. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    Axis stumbles into the town, seemingly out of breath and ready to collapse. ~

    Brethren... it was horrible. The Reds. They held me captive in some demented carnival.
     
  7. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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  8. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    We'll find those red monsters and get revenge for what they've done to you, friend.
     
  9. jafar custom title

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    hay wuts goin on in heer

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  10. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Do you know where we can find the Reds' dungeon?

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    "Wh-"

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  11. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Good lad.
    Go get the recruits. We can get the whole town to corner these so-called vigilantes here and send them all off to the upcoming carnival.
    Your major priority, however, is to get that man with the bow back, who has escaped from the carnival. Do it, boy, or I'll have them court-martial you, but of course, I am here if you need some sort of assistance.
     
  12. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    oh my god he looks so sad
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    come here
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    hey
     
  13. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    I believe the old man is onto us.

    What is to be done?
     
  14. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Look out, boys; we have time for a trap.
     
  15. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    My blades ache in hunger, they cries for blood.

    The Redz will suffer greatly.
     
  16. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Greetings to you!

    It is a true pleasure to have you amongst our village. I am the Elder of the village, and I welcome you with open arms and hospitality. What are you here for?
     
  17. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    Greetings old one, our colleague is tired and distraught, may you show us where we can lodge for the night?
     
  18. Beau Hollow Bastion Committee

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  19. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I will now imbue the forum with trap squares.

    These posts are traps. Try to avoid them if you can.

    Trap #1

    Trap #2

    Trap #3
     
  20. Beau Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Also, mind if I tag along on your journey? I'm a very good cook and give great moral support, since I overheard your monk friend is missing.

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