Maison de Harriet 2 It was a cold day and the sun was shining over Maison de Harriet. Everyone was eating pirate boot soup in the dining room, squashed around the tiny table. Fayt was under the table again; nobody was really sure why. Xaale was getting suspicious as to why somebody kept grabbing her ankle, and it turned out to be Joe, also under the table with Fayt. Some things just can’t be explained. “Where is my TURKEY!?†yelled Haseo, shaking the table. Rissy screamed a little and grabbed onto What?, who was just getting out a map. “Here it is my dear Haseo,†he began, pointing to south-eastern Europe, “the country of Turkey is situated between the areas of-†He was cut off by a scream; Harriet was still dishing up bowls of pirate boot soup and some had gone down Rissy’s shirt. “My shirt!†Rissy yelled, standing up. “I’ll help you!†Rayku said suddenly, rather too enthusiastically. What? stood up and glared. “No, I’ll help you.†“WHERE IS MY GOD DAMN TURKEY?†“Animals rule!†Shouted Dalk, and everyone turned to look. “Wut.†said Rayku, then took a mouthful of pirate boot soup. Meanwhile What? was helping Rissy out of the room, saying loudly about how unfortunate it was that the soup was all down her front, and how he would have to lend a hand cleaning it up. Rissy was blushing slightly; John laughed a little. Then Fearless walked in, a tray of cookies in her hands. Everyone dived on, Xaale ending up at the bottom of a pile of boys and Harriet. Haseo was still screaming for turkey, so a hand shot out from under the table to silence him. The hand was strangely gooey- god knows what Joe and Fayt were doing. “Maybe we should erm, get up.†Dalk mumbled; Haseo’s foot was in his mouth. Apparently sock taste wasn’t too bad though, Dalk had a thoughtful chew on the fabric. “What the hell man?†Haseo said; but he could hardly talk, half of his leg was under Harriet’s arm and in Johns mouth. “No…no, I think we can stay just here…†John said, his mouth slightly open. Nobody seemed to notice he had a good view down both Fearless and Harriet’s shirts. Suddenly the door opened and What? and Rissy returned… strangely, with the former’s t-shirt on. What? had a pair of curtains wrapped around himself; he immediately stated that he looked like Julius Caesar and began quoting Roman scribes to anyone within a five metre radius. John quickly ducked out of the room, dragging Harriet with him. “Thanks†she said, glad to have escaped. “Haha, no problem…†He leaned down to hug her but then froze- the sound of someone crying from upstairs disturbed them. “What the…?†They ran up the stairs, following the screams. It got louder and louder, until they came across the source- Janime was rocking back and forth in his bedroom, his head in his hands. “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!†He was screaming, his head shaking back and forth, ginger curls flying around. In just his boxers this was a strange sight- John rushed over and held him still. “What IS the matter?†Harriet said, raising an eyebrow. Janime stopped and looked at them, then let his hands drop. It was a surprise to watch all of his red hair fall off and onto the bed. “I…I…I had an accident with the garden lawnmower!†He looked distraught; he never did get his toast in the end, and the general trauma of the week was finally catching up on him. John patted his back slowly, trying to calm him down. Meanwhile, in the dining room downstairs things were even worse. Haseo was still screaming for turkey, What? was naming every state of America in reverse capital order, Fearless was reading Twokinds under Dalk, and Xaale and Rayku were attempting handstands. Rissy was tap dancing in the middle of the room; she seemed happy. More to the concern of everyone in the room was the strange noises coming from under the table. Joe and Fayt still hadn’t emerged; and everyone was starting to get the feeling that something suspicious was going on. “Mmmmm…. Tastes so good….†Joe’s voice mumbled out. “Ohhh…that’s it… slide your finger right in….†Fayt sounded out of breath almost. “Oh, oh! I found the gooey bit!†Joe shrieked in triumph, and that’s when Xaale ran over and lifted the table cloth, to discover Joe and Fayt digging the jam out of some jelly donuts. Both bys looked rather flustered, to Haseo’s amusement. Joe stood up suddenly, and leapt on Xaale. All eyes were on him. There was complete silence. “Xaale! We need to discuss out project!â€
I love being a smartass. Haseo's turkey cravings and the Joe/Fayt joke give the tale bonus points. I applaud this, madam.
*Gets dressed in a suit, hooks tie onto curtain rail by using a chair, kicks chair down and dies* Thats what it felt like.
Why thankyou kind sir B| I think I got your traits just right. >3 You really have no idea how much I laughed at this xD Force him to come online xD I knew you'd like the last bit 0:3
