Ma wee scottish paragraph o the evenin'

Do I win anything for translating?

 

I think I may commit suicide.
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Live webcam please. 8D

 

I second this.

 

I didn't get it, though ok. 8D *Nods*

 

I don't think I even understood a wee bit of that, I'm comming over to malky ye! D:

 

Right back at ya.

 

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Oh, hello there, Sammy. :3 How are you?

 

Lawl, awesome lady is awesome as always ;3

And well I'm awesome I guess, and how's my little dirty lady doing ? :D

 

LAAASSSSS! There's no hope for you next summer. xDDD

Pfff, as if you could.

 

Glad to be of service.
:'D

That's good to hear. Just being a busy bee, I suppose.

 

Hmmmph! Good luck understanding norwegian! :D OoooOoh, lykke til ;D

And of course I could, maybe I'd even throw in a Glasgow smile o:

JellyB awesome service a/s *only night open*

Niceee, any hot stuffz happening ?:D

 

This post is a lie. I heard from the source of rotten citrus fruits that she has been lying to all of us for almost a year! CONSPIRACY!

 

Hmmph! I'll just imagine what you're sayin'. Oh aye, you know how wild my imagination can be. kekeke

That is illegal since you are not Glaswegian. MALKIED YOU SHALL BE!

Ghetto is infact white. :O

 

And you are, infact, a dog.

 

Ghetto...that was meant to be our secret...T__T

 

oops .

 

x3

Meh, just shiiit storms. xD;

Hello, hello dear sir. Let me reiterate that this is, indeed, the Spam Zone. :D

With Love,
JellyBeing

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