LP2P XII - Are these threads seriously not dead yet?

Rottweilers are very sweet dogs! All mine wants to do is be cuddled and have her belly rubbed! D:

 

Okay, um, I'll just stand back and watch you do that from a safe distance.

Why do you want a laser cannon anyway? You don't want a laser cannon to shoot your dog, do you?!?!

 

Aww, but she just loves people! Really, Rottweilers aren't as aggressive as popular opinion says they are. They're generally pretty steady-tempered and calm. Plus they are rather smart.

No! I love my dog! She's so cute and friendly and smart! I would never hurt my puppy! D: I just want a laser to vaporize people when the apocalypse happens.

 

Tbh it's more to do with I'm not really a pet person, I'd rather just watch animals from a distance than it is to do with the type of dog. I'm very awkward when petting animals.

But, but when the apocalypse comes enough people will die anyway, why do you want to just use it as an excuse to kill more people??

 

Oh that's fine. But if you don't pet her she'll bark at you until you do.

Hey, I need it to protect myself when the wasteland marauders come and try and steal my stuff and/or try to kill me.

 

And where are you gonna get power for this laser?

 

Umm... Well... *cough*

 

....how do you use part of an orphan as a power source? It's simply not feasible.

 

Nothing is impossible WITH SCIENCE!!! Cue the science montage music!

DID I ASK FOR THE GUM COMMERCIAL?!

 

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Look I at some point needed to make that joke. It's in my contract.

 

Damn. I genuinely thought that this would have been dead. That I wouldn't have to think about it. I thought I put the demons to rest. I brought the other one back from the dead BECAUSE it was dead. BECAUSE it was so close to finishing, that it might as well get pushed across the finish line. But no. Oh well. I guess it had enough seeds left to plant another one.

At least mention my mutually agreed upon official unofficial 5000th post win.

We should make that a permanent rule. 5000th post gets a secondary mention. Not as a namesake official winner, but as a "technically is supposed to be the last post" win. You know, so mods that have to lock the thread can still get something out of this.

 

Sorrry, forgot about that. Also sorry about making another (I couldn't resist and didn't want to be responsible for killing it forever - even if that is the whole point. Also you guys are cool and I wouldn't know where to find you otherwise).

Gonna add you now.

 

It's chill yo. I just kinda thought that it would have been the close of the final chapter of KHV in my life that I had left open for years without finishing.

Turns out there's a sequel.

And thank you.

 

IT LIVES, IT DIES, IT LIVES AGAIN. *sprays teeth chrome*

Aww, Midny~. We love you too! :3

 

Guys. Something I made is going to (probably, maybe) be in a video game (someday)! I just got until the 31st to sign a contract.

 

That's really awesome!! Congratulations!! So are you going to sign the contract?

 

I did. There is no guarantee that my monster will ever be in a video game, as specified by the contract that the company is subject to market trends and investor requirements. BUT! I know for a fact that my monster will be in the tie-in card game they currently have going on. :)

For anyone curious, this is my monster.

 

Bopp