Look outside if it's dark

Coming from NY

I see a patch of white clouds while the rest of the sky is dark. A cold breeze like its about to rain, but in the center of the white clouds is an opening.

 

That's not what I meant by--

You know what? Nevermind.

 

Hey guys, what are those shiny things on the sky?

 

England reporting in.
Nothing sighted in this part, though I only have a 180 degree viewing field. I would go outside to check, but it's 3am and freezing outside.

 

No, I know what you were going to say. They're actually going to start singing ET.

 

I'm just going to pretend I understand what you're saying

 

He said some serious sh!t is about to go down.

 

well, unless it's something like keyblades become real, or everyone gets a single wish of any kind...I'm not interested

 

I lolled way to hard on that.

BTW, you ever heard of the little town called "My Anus"?

 

ok, the first time was enough, do we really need to continue that joke?

 

What joke? The town is real, In PA look it up.

If I wanted to continue that, I would say, "All I see is a full moon..... Llave!! Put your pants back on damn it!"

 

....and I don't consider that one bad? I guess because that whole full moon joke is pretty dumb. Although, if I ever catch a full moon, I'll be sure to spare you guys the horror of it

 

So Thanx, everybody. Last night I dreamed that I looked out my window and saw a triangular shape in the stars, and then when I looked closer, the stars like, played connect the dots or something and then below the now obvious triangle, there was a secret message in the stars, saying something extremely important about the end of the world. But every time I looked away, I forgot what the message was. So I got a notepad and a pencil and looked at the message again, but it had changed to "Kingdom Hearts... is Light!" and then I gave up.

Again, thanx.

 

Man you guys have some goofy dreams

 

What you saw was the moon.

 

The moon's a triangular formation of stars that play connect the dots? I must say, I'm a little surprised to learn this.

 

And thus it was that The Genius Sex Poet was abducted by aliens, never to be seen again.