So remember how I asked for animes that we could act out in anime club? We ended up deciding on Haruhi Suzumiya. Now I get to help write a script. I have never written a script before ahaha.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5185574/1/The_Anatomy_of_Melancholy Take this and turn it into a script. The only speaking parts you need are a narrator, Haruhi, and Haruhi's parents. Maybe the psychologist, depending on how you do it.
Protip: When someone says "You don't wanna know" that's usually what they mean And if you hear someone say "Boku no Pico" then get the fuck out