lol my friend got hit by a car!!!!!!!!

OK pplz...im the one that got hit by the F-ing car...it pisses me off you gotta argue with my friend...look i got hit by some dumb F**k driver...cuz he was speeding in a schoolzone...i dont bleed very often so for me to be bleeding all over the place was fun....i like to bleed...i have an extremely high pain tolerance...i messed up his car...he had the nerve to tell my gf that next time hes using a truck...im 6' 5" and 285...i bruised my ankle bone...and have a nice scar btw...so its all good...im was kinda happy to have some pain for once...believe me its funny...and for those who say its not funny...theyve gotten in car wrecks and totalled it...try this..i got into a wreck where my car totalled 2 others...my fualt btw....but S**t happens...

 

You know, CM... you could totally sue that guy if you were less than 10 feet away from a crosswalk...

 

you keep trying to convince everyone that it s a laughing matter, but if i was you, i'd be feeling so guilty and heartbroken, why do you see humour in your friends pain?

 

becuz i find it funny too....i tried...the sue didnt work...becuz his insurance said pedestrians dont have right-a-way in front of a school...i got hit by a sunfire...and ****ed his car up....seriously...you guys take this **** to.....seriously...

 

........I laugh at the bump.

 

Should've punched it in the nose. My friend Sammy who lives across the street told me that his cousin's best friend's local grocer has a sister who just gave birth to a ******* child whose father once punched an on coming car in the nose. it saved his life.

 

I did that with a shark once, works perfectly.

 

Rook, can you still stop a fan with your tongue?

 

Of course I can. That's the easiest thing in the world to do.

 

okay you've completely lost the plot

 

phail . . .

 

lmao this thread was uber dead lol