Living Will

Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I
said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on
some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull
the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my beer.

She's such a bi_tch...

 

AHAHAHAHA that was funny!

 

Do you just copy paste every e-mail joke you receive on to here?

 

I haven't received any e-mail with jokes, shithead.

 

You didn't even attempt to hide the fact that the King Arthur one was from an e-mail.

 

Let's make a deal. If I prove you that I don't receive e-mails with jokes, you will commit suicide. If you prove that I do, then I will commit suicide. If you don't accept then shut your fucking mouth.

 

Is it a joke site then? I'm pretty sure I, and many other people, have seen most of them before.

Not that they aren't funny.

 

Calm down, Toshi. I don't think PV was trying to offend you.
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Lol PV is going to take some getting used to ;D

And no, all I was doing was pointing out a trend. No offence intended.

 

I don't think it should matter where the jokes come from, as long as they are funny, which they are. It's certainly not something worth arguing over.

 

Sorry for the late reply, but I just don't like the guy. That's all. (and I was hoping he would accept)

 

wow... that comment was gay​

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Wow, you seem to notice what's gay quickly. Why's that? -Wait, don't tell me, I think I get it now.

 

And as we all know, not liking someone is more than enough reason to act as a ****** to him.

 

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know. Next time I'll remember that.

 

A wife? At 17?
Quit being a ****** and stop posting this bullshit.

 

Yay, someone dislikes me! 8D

 

Who the fuck are you? I'm sorry, but this isn't a proper thread for kids.

I've never seen someone getting so happy about it, except for mazochists.