Lines for picking up chicks

Post some sick lines you'd use to pick up that cute looking girl you like.

I'll start.

"Hey girl, is that a keyblade in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

 

Reported.

 

Y-You're joking, right?

 

"Hi, I like your Kid Icarus avatar"

 

can I pick you up?

 

Can I **** you

 

I prefer the straight-forward approach

 

"Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours?"

 

thought this said "line up for picking chicks"

 

Yes you may

I'll pick you

 

I'm going to write a KHV post about the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

 

Im a pretty busy guy, but ask away. Anything for a Disney Princess.

 

if i liked girls, you'd be the one i asked out

jk does 7 work for you?

 

My personal favorite line that everyone who talks to me has probably already heard:

"Ya know, spaghetti is straight until it gets wet, babe."

 

Okay this is pretty smooth I gotta say. But all I can think of is this

http://khvids.wikia.com/wiki/Calxiyn

 

You are a Disney Princess, maker of the Discord server, AND also called ***** Gimme My Money?

That's p hot.

I think you might have used that quote on me once. I can't quite remember... I might need for you to remind me.

i'll work for you tbh

 

I love Barney lol

 

Let me school you fools.

FIRSTLY! Find the lady who you wish to pick up.
SECONDLY! Wiggle your hips very subtly whilst keeping eye contact. Don't stop until she has noticed.
THIRDLY! Whisper "Whoa there mama your eyes burn my buns really bad". Take a large gulp of your drink, intentionally spilling most of it in your front. This will be sexy. She is now aroused.
FOURTHLY! Say "listen... You are a silkworm and I am a snappy boy. Let's make music. Love style." She is now in love.
FIFTLY! Pick her up