Lets talk about my trip, shall we?

Okay because i have been gone for like.....a month or something, people are wondering where i have been so let me just say....
Read the Departure lobby...
But in case people cant be stuffed i will tell you anyway. And lets talk about my trip to another state.
First of all i live in Australia and i was moving states.
Okay so the first night was really cool because the motel we stayed in was like a house, the then the other motels we stayed in where crap (Excuse my language but i cant help it if the rooms were really bad) We nearly crashed in to 3 trucks and 2 cars. The 2nd truck we nearly crashed into was a huge one. And the rest were just careless (Of course it has nothing to do how my step father drives =D ) and i found out why my mum has to were ear plugs when she sleeps with my step dad -.-
We saw a giant prawn 2 giant banana's and a giant pineapple and there is this place called mooball and every house and light pole and service station is covered in cow spots.

So pretty much that is my trip.
And then a week after we came here we found out my Grandfather just died. So that sucked.

 

O.o
Well it's nice to see you back in one piece....

 

Sorry about what happened!

 

Is this some sort of Christian magic?

 

Is that all you ask? What are you Jewish? Atheist?