Let's see YOUR random skills!

cough cough i ate 34 donuts with a cup of jelly and it feels like a 3

 

i was eating a donut, and then forgot what i was doing, so i went and bought a donut.

GRASSHOPPER!!!!!!!!

 

i just stubbed my toe in my shoe and put on a donut as a crown then licked my foot

 

i see...*bites donut* uh...what was i doing?

 

the wheels on the bus say 'oh grow up!' and die then shoot aliens at ppl

 

hay look there's a slice of cheese
and a slice of bacon
what are they doing?
omg
THERE GETTING MARRIED
this will change the course of space and time
shoots the cheese and bacon

 

Meh.

/Random fillerz/

XD.

 

i am an anti-pelican group member and we want the seagulls and pelicans to stop living cuz noone likes them

 

hi im an hot asian woman looking for hot guys call me 589-099-8670

 

the rice ppl are coming! grab my surfboard and use it to fly away to the light of the sun. take this pickle to protect you.

 

A chocolate bar is singing the "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" Song with Homer Simpson.

 

Don't eat me, I taste bad; I taste muffins :o

 

I found Michael Jackson under my blanket.

 

my finger just turned off the tv and now i need to scratch my foot with my nose and then lick a doorknob

 

I watched Girls Gone Wild when I was 9.

 

*calls number* hello
(*the guy on the other side) you've reached Joes Pizza delivery service
Sorry wrong number
*tries again* helo
you've reached Joes Pizza Deliviery Service
DRAT

 

dont reality tv show attack ppl and kill them? i think thats how my uncle died. poor fool shouldnt eaten a carrot as a snack

 

:yelling: I'm gone 12 hours and my thread gets 8 freaking pages!?

I AM a GENIUS!

. . . . . . RANDOM BRIGHT COLORS!

Oh look, Itachi-san! A chocolate chi- dammit! You already ate it.. I'm sad now.:(
:sleepy: . . .
No! I don't want a cook- Okay, I'll have one. But only- . . . . . Sure, Itachi-san! I'll eat more!^_^

Sorry, Naruto an' me ate them all. haha...

Now time for the ramon question of the day!
"What is a peanut + butter x's a pie?"
A) a square
B) fwem
C) Cheese
D) Rock lee
E) Sasuke
F) a T.V.
G) ramen
H) a random ninja
I) :bored:
J) peanut butter pie


Let's sing songs!!!!! xp..

 

I poop out Bronze age civilizations.

 

ooooooooooookay... Pretending I didn't just hear that.