Let's see just how insane you are

Paranoid |||||| 26% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 46% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||| 42% 53%
Antisocial |||||||||||| 42% 47%
Borderline |||||||||||| 42% 47%
Histrionic |||||||||| 34% 43%
Narcissistic |||||| 30% 41%
Avoidant |||| 18% 39%
Dependent |||||||||||||| 58% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 50% 40%

 

Freudian ****ery

Stupidly I wrote this, halfheartedly as with all works I do, and I italicize that for I can hardly call this a work, so poorly done. Slovenly written, a sloppy work if a work at all. Why I don't write. I can't write for serious. I haven't any idea how to properly proportion poetry, the stanzas, it's all shabby...

After my daily dose of deprecation we can carry on. Click the below if still interested. It all began after I thought to write, "Alas, we're fucked, we're all fucked! Mentally, that is. It's all Freud's fault." then it turned into...

Spoiler

Alas, we're fucked, We're all fucked!
I sit here constrained, an animal in a cage.
And on me my straitjacket too tight,
my chest compressed by the sheer weight.
They throw at me peanuts, their eyes
visibly widened beyond the bars
of which hold me prisoner.

The doctors, they handed me my diagnosis
with a prognosis of possibilities but,
I see no possible possibilities for me.
They had me hopeful, "There's still hope left...
a new method of therapy devised.
It's all the rage in Europe. Interested?"
Still I see no possible possibilites for me.

Now as I eye the boy eyeing me,
I ask the brat for what does he aim at me?
He spits and he shouts, "You're a freak! A
weirdo! You're crazy and you're mad! A
nut! You're different and a dolt! A
dunce! And for that, I take aim at you."

Alas, we're fucked, We're all fucked!
I've no resolve as I've no hourglass
and as I've no hourglass I can't stop
the grains of sand which continue to
trickle despite my anguished howls!
To be normal is what I would want
but I haven't any wanting left.

I've no way of stopping my chest's
compressing. No longer can I write,
no longer can I afford to impress
the likes of yourself and that brat.
I will die a bitter beast, my chest
compressed under the sheer weight.
Alas, we're fucked, We're all fucked!

​

 

An ordinary young boy among a pack of freaks. Shall we make him one of us?

 

NOT ONE OF US!
dfdfdfdf

 

Paranoid |||||||||||||||||| 74% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||| 74% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||| 74% 53%
Antisocial |||||| 26% 47%
Borderline |||||||||||||| 58% 47%
Histrionic |||||| 26% 43%
Narcissistic |||||| 26% 41%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||||| 90% 39%
Dependent || 10% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||| 58% 40%

 

Why did you post that here, again?

 

For no reason. Other than that this thread was the impetus, I felt like it. Someone had previously mentioned us being mental nutcases so, I wrote of a fellow mental nutcase.

Seems like sarcasm.​

 

Ah. Alright.
I like it.

 

Paranoid |||||| 30% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 42% 53%
Schizotypal |||| 18% 53%
Antisocial |||||||||||| 42% 47%
Borderline |||||| 26% 47%
Histrionic || 10% 43%
Narcissistic |||||| 26% 41%
Avoidant |||||| 30% 39%
Dependent |||||| 22% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||| 14% 40%

i am kinda normal, mainly random

 

Paranoid |||||||||||||||||| 74% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||| 66% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||| 74% 53%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||||| 74% 47%
Borderline |||| 18% 47%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||||| 86% 43%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||| 54% 41%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 58% 39%
Dependent |||||||||||||||| 62% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||||||| 74% 40%

Percentages in bold are the average that people got.

Histrionic?

Bleh.

 

Paranoid |||||||||||||| 54% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 42% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||| 46% 53%
Antisocial |||||| 26% 47%
Borderline |||||||||||||| 54% 47%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50% 43%
Narcissistic |||| 14% 41%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50% 39%
Dependent |||||||||||||||| 62% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||| 54% 40%

Dependent? Meh, I guess.

 

Paranoid |||||||||||||||||||| 86% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||||||| 86% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||| 50% 53%
Antisocial |||||||||||||| 58% 47%
Borderline |||||||||||||||| 66% 47%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50% 43%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 42% 41%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 54% 39%
Dependent |||||||||||||||||||| 82% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 46% 40%

Very paranoid and dependent? Eh, i can see that. Schizoid? Definately o.o

 

Paranoid |||||||||||||||| 66% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||| 66% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||| 70% 53%
Antisocial |||||||||| 38% 47%
Borderline |||||||||| 38% 47%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50% 43%
Narcissistic |||||||||| 34% 41%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 46% 39%
Dependent |||||||||||| 42% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||| 38% 40%

So I'm above the average on all of the eccentric personality disorders >_>

Individuals with these disorders often appear odd or peculiar.

Paranoid Personality Disorder - individual generally tends to interpret the actions of others as threatening.

Schizoid Personality Disorder - individual generally detached from social relationships, and shows a narrow range of emotional expression in various social settings.

Schizotypal Personality Disorder - individual is uncomfortable in close relationships, has thought or perceptual distortions, and peculiarities of behavior.

Can't really say I'm surprised.

 

Paranoid |||||||||||||| 54% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||| 34% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||| 78% 53%
Antisocial |||||||||| 34% 47%
Borderline |||||| 22% 47%
Histrionic || 10% 43%
Narcissistic |||||||||| 34% 41%
Avoidant |||||| 22% 39%
Dependent |||||||||||| 42% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||| 22% 40%

Yeah..

 

Paranoid |||||||||||||| 54%
Schizoid |||||||||||||| 54%
Schizotypal |||||||||||| 46%
Antisocial |||||||||| 34%
Borderline |||||||||| 34%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 58%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 42%
Avoidant |||||||||| 34%
Dependent |||||||||| 34%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||| 34%

Sounds about right.

 

Someone who has higher Schizotypal than me? What symptoms do you have?

The World Health Organization's ICD-10 lists schizotypal personality disorder as (F21) Schizotypal disorder. (Note that in ICD-10, Schizotypal disorder is classified as a mental disorder associated with schizophrenia rather than a personality disorder as with DSM-IV. The DSM-IV designation of schizotypal as a personality disorder is controversial.)

It is characterized as:

A disorder characterized by eccentric behavior and anomalies of thinking and affect which resemble those seen in schizophrenia, though no definite and characteristic schizophrenic anomalies have occurred at any stage. There is no dominant or typical disturbance, but any of the following may be present:

• Inappropriate or constricted affect (the individual appears cold and aloof);
• Behavior or appearance that is odd, eccentric or peculiar;
• Poor rapport with others and a tendency to social withdrawal;
• Odd beliefs or magical thinking, influencing behavior and inconsistent with subcultural norms;
• Suspiciousness or paranoid ideas;
• Obsessive ruminations without inner resistance, often with dysmorphophobic, sexual or aggressive contents;
• Unusual perceptual experiences including somatosensory (bodily) or other illusions, depersonalization or derealization;
• Vague, circumstantial, metaphorical, over-elaborate or stereotyped thinking, manifested by odd speech or in other ways, without gross incoherence;
• Occasional transient quasi-psychotic episodes with intense illusions, auditory or other hallucinations and delusion-like ideas, usually occurring without external provocation.

The disorder runs a chronic course with fluctuations of intensity. Occasionally it evolves into overt schizophrenia. There is no definite onset and its evolution and course are usually those of a personality disorder. It is more common in individuals related to people with schizophrenia and is believed to be part of the genetic "spectrum" of schizophrenia.​

Impressive! How long did it take you to write this?

I suppose the above goes for you as well. What symptoms do you have?

Not so much for you.

 

Paranoid |||||||||||||| 58% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 50% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||||| 86% 53%
Antisocial |||||| 30% 47%
Borderline |||||||||||||||||| 74% 47%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 66% 43%
Narcissistic |||||||||||| 50% 41%
Avoidant |||||||||||||| 54% 39%
Dependent |||||||||||||||||| 74% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 50% 40%

Schizotypal Personality Disorder - individual is uncomfortable in close relationships, has thought or perceptual distortions, and peculiarities of behavior.

Borderline Personality Disorder - individual shows a generalized pattern of instability in interpersonal relationships, self-image, and observable emotions, and significant impulsiveness.

Dependent Personality Disorder - individual shows an extreme need to be taken care of that leads to fears of separation, and passive and clinging behavior.

YUP EVERYTHING CHECKS OUT

... ;_;

 

Paranoid |||||||||||||||| 62% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||||| 54% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||| 74% 53%
Antisocial |||||||||||||| 58% 47%
Borderline |||||||||||||||| 62% 47%
Histrionic |||||||||| 38% 43%
Narcissistic |||||||||| 34% 41%
Avoidant |||||||||| 38% 39%
Dependent |||||||||||| 50% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||||| 62% 40%

Schizotypal Personality Disorder - individual is uncomfortable in close relationships, has thought or perceptual distortions, and peculiarities of behavior.

....Well geez, that's pretty damn accurate....

 

Hmm . . . I could have sworn that I posted my results . . . Oh well, taking it again.

Paranoid |||||||||||||| 54% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 42% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||| 66% 53%
Antisocial |||||||||||||| 54% 47%
Borderline |||||||||||||||||| 78% 47%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 54% 43%
Narcissistic |||| 18% 41%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 42% 39%
Dependent |||||||||| 34% 37%
OCD |||||||||||| 50% 40%

Most of mine that are high in percentage are Dramatic Personality Disorders. Not really a surprise, I am a pretty dramatic person.

• Paranoid Personality Disorder - individual generally tends to interpret the actions of others as threatening.

• Schizotypal Personality Disorder - individual is uncomfortable in close relationships, has thought or perceptual distortions, and peculiarities of behavior.

• Borderline Personality Disorder - individual shows a generalized pattern of instability in interpersonal relationships, self-image, and observable emotions, and significant impulsiveness.

• Histrionic Personality Disorder - individual often displays excessive emotionality and attention seeking in various contexts. They tend to overreact to other people, and are often perceived as shallow and self-centered.

• Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder - individual is preoccupied with orderliness, perfectionism, and control at the expense of flexibility, openness, and efficiency.

Oh, you guys . . . We're all so similar. I love you all.

WE CAN BE SOCIALLY AWKWARD TOGETHER. ♥♥♥

 

Here's what I got
Paranoid |||||||||| 38% 49%
Schizoid |||||||||||| 46% 53%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||| 66% 53%
Antisocial |||||| 22% 47%
Borderline |||||| 26% 47%
Histrionic |||||| 30% 43%
Narcissistic |||||| 30% 41%
Avoidant |||||| 26% 39%
Dependent |||||||||||| 42% 37%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||| 42% 40%