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Princess Luna · Oct 30, 2011

Sailor Moon x Naruto.
I'm sorry I looked.

Yes, I decided to make a series based off the Usagi/Kisame oneshot since I liked it so much. Not much to really say about this so far. So, um, enjoy! (Ugh, I hate short these-thingys)

I don't own Sailor Moon or Naruto, because my name isn't Naoko Takeuchi or Masashi Kishimoto.

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"You awake yet, Usagi?" A deep voice asked. Two azure eyes opened to see steel blue skin.

"Hmm? Oh, sorry. How long was I asleep?"

"Two hours." Usagi sat up and stretched her arms above her head.

"Sorry 'bout that, Kisame. You know how sleep deprived I am." The shark man just rolled his eyes. He knew how tired she got, but she wasn't at all sleep deprived.

"What do you dream about anyways? I'm assuming something great to keep you asleep for that long." She giggled and flipped her hair behind her shoulder.

"I dream about you, of course. How you put your arms around me and brush you lips against my ear-" she leaned forward and pressed her mouth on his ear. Kisame's face was an impossible red-purple shade now.

"Are you really blushing? You can't, you were the one doing this to me!"

"A-and how was it making you...feel?" Usagi just giggled again and got off him. "There's words to describe it, but the only appropriate on is...very good." Kisame sweat dropped.

"Tease," he mumbled. She just went out of the door and bumped into Tobi. "Usagi-chan, Usagi-chan! Tobi saw something very strange outside!" He hopped up and down before dragging her outside. Right by a small tree lay a young girl about 5-6 years old. Usagi rushed over and picked the girl up.

"Why didn't you bring her in, Tobi!" She asked in a very irritated tone. No way could she leave a helpless child alone. "Because Tobi hates children," a very evil voice said. "To-tobi?" Usagi whispered, scared for a moment. He just walked past her into a nearby forest.

"Weird, like he was a different person for a moment...ah, the kid!" She rushed inside. Konan looked at the little girl and ran next to Usagi.

"Hey, cute girl, but what happened to her?"

"I dunno, she was passed out outside so I wanted to help her." Konan just shook her head.

"You never know, could be a genjutsu trap."

"I doubt it." Usagi put the little girl on her bed. "You know, she looks a little like you." "What?" Konan ran a finger over the girls face.

"She does. She has your cheeks, your nose, and look at her hair! It's put into odango."

"So? That konoha girl TenTen has her hair in odango also."

"Usagi, she looks just like you! Maybe...you're related in some way?" Suddenly, the little girls eyes opened. Her lust(yes that's an actual color) eyes scanned the room before settling on Usagi. In disbelief, she sat up.

"Mama?" Usagi fell back. 'MAMA?' "Mama, is that you?" "E-eto(u-um) I'm sorry, but you must have me confused with someone else." The girl took off her cat shaped backpack and looked through it. Finding a picture, she shoved it towards Usagi.

"Nope, you are my mama!" Usagi's mind spun. 'H-how is she my daughter? My only child was Usagi and I killed her!' "A-and what's your name?"

"My name's Usagi, but Ikuko-mama calls me Chibiusa."
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How is it? Leave a review if you'd like more chapters or suggestions for future chapters. MinakoS out.
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jojoj13 · Oct 30, 2011

Yotsuba&! and Naruto.

"HI! WHO ARE YOU?" A little green haired girl with four pigtails and very wide eyes shouted at Temari. "Whaaâ€¦?" The Sand Ninja stuttered. "Ermâ€¦. Temari of the Sand!" she said, trying to seem brave. But who was this kid with the t-shirt and khaki shorts?

"I'm Yotsuba!' The kid shouted with a big smile. "What's that thing around your neck?"

"Mâ€¦My forehead protector?" Who didn't know what a forehead protector was? It was your identity as a ninja, it told others what village you hailed from. The one that raised you as a ninja and the one you inherited your special skills from, if not from blood. Temari would fight for Sunakage no matter what, as that is what it means to be a Shinobi. How did this Yotsuba girl not understand that? Was she even a ninja? The blonde jonin with the four pigtails wondered. She'd never seen any village who dressed like that.

And she was so young! Why the heck was she by herself?

Little Yotsuba giggled. "No! That shiny thing's around your neck, not your forehead! It won't protect you at all!"

"It'sâ€¦. just symbolic. It isn't really made to protect my forehead."

"Zim Bollick? What is that?" The girl asked, utterly confused.

"Symbolic. S-y-m-b-o-l-i-c. It means it means something to you." What planet was this kid from?

"Can I have some Ice Cream?" The little green haired girl exclaimed, jumping up and down. "PLEASE?" Yotsuba's eyes were twinkling and she was nearly having a seizure with energy. That or just a desire for ice cream.

You cannot believe how much I'm mourning right now.

Bakemonogatari and Twilight.

Didn't find any, but I might like another vampire book written by Nishio Ishin.

Fate/Stay Night and Naruto.

Shirou: Reborn by Gen Uzumaki

I.

I CAN'T.

Berserk and Naruto.

"NARUTOOOOOOOOO."

"SASUKEEEEEEEEEEE."

No, I'm just kidding.

Dennou Coil and Naruto - nope
Nichijou and Twilight - I don't even know why I thought of that, but nope.
Eden: It's An Endless World and Naruto - Nope. It would just end up with Naruto dying anyways while his character develops ~~if it can~~.

Zeonark · Oct 30, 2011

Dark Helmet said: ↑

Sengoku Basara with Naruto. Not surprised they're together though.

I think I cried a little.
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brb, unstoppable rage

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