Let's play the gouge your eyes out with a spoon game

Here are the rules

Go to fanfiction.net
Crossover section
Pick an anime
Then pick Naruto or Twilight
If there is no crossover with those two, you win
If there is, post a part of it

 

All was normal in the house of Arbuckle for Garfield. He woke up, ate, kicked Odie off the table, ate, threw some potted plants off the shelves, ate, chased a mouse and did I mention ate.

Now he was looking at Jon in curiosity.

Jon places a large animal carrying cage on the floor. A cell phone in his other hand.

"Thanks again, Liz." Jon said. "I hope he likes it here."

Jon puts his cell back into his pocket, just as Garfield walks over and sniffs the cage.

A soft snore comes from the cage.

"What's in here?" Garfield asked, walking around the cage. "It's not that dreaded Vet Day... definitely not bath day." He pauses. Eye's widen. He quickly grabs onto Jon's pants leg. "You've finally came to your senses... no more Odie! I'm so happy!"

"Now, now, Garfield." Jon said, shaking the large feline off his leg. "I brought someone I want you to meet."

Jon bends down and covers the cage from view.

Meanwhile, Garfield turns to Odie, who tilts his head.

"Please don't let it be another dog! Please don't let it be another dog!" Garfield continued saying his little mantra. He suddenly goes into a praying stance. Paws together. "Oh god of Lasagna... I know I haven't been praying much... but don't let it be a dog! I'll even go on a diet..." He pauses. "I mean... Odie will go on a diet."

While Garfield was doing his, um... thing. Jon removes the animal from the cage.

Jon stands up and smiles. He walks away to put up the cage for future uses.

Garfield and Odie slowly walk over to the pile of yellow fur.

Odie sniffs it and pokes it with his nose.

The fur moves.

Odie pokes it again.

Then...

A yellow paw slams into his nose, causing Odie to hide behind Garfield. A whine escapes his muzzle.

Jon runs back into the room at hearing the whine.

Only to come to a least expecting sight.

Garfield in a matrix style pose. Leg in the air, ready to kick.

Odie hiding behind the large cat, paws covering his eyes.

And the yellow pile of fur...

Lets out a large yawn. It's sleepy blue eyes turn to Garfield. It takes a paw and rubs it's eyes.

Jon gives a smile to the cute creature.

Said creature is revealed to be a...

Fox!

Garfield lowers his paw, as Jon scratches the back of the Fox's ears.

Said Fox gives a yip.

"Jon, isn't it illegal to have a pet Fox?" Garfield asked. "Has he even had his rabies shot?"

Jon pats the Fox on the head and stands back up.

"I know what your thinking, Garfield!" Jon said, turning to the cat. "It's okay to have a pet fox... as long as he doesn't destroy the neighborhood... has paperwork filled out... has rabies shots... ugh." He shakes his head. "Anyway... meet the new member of the family... Naruto."

Said fox, lifts his head as his name was called.

He stretches as he stands, making him look like a cute little furball.

He sits on his hind legs and lets out another yawn

Garfield walks over to Naruto and sits in front of him and...

Both stare at each other.

Still staring...

Odie moves over and sits next to them. Staring at the both of them at the same time.

When...

Both animals slams their paws onto his head, and...

Go back to staring at each other.

 

Well that was simply horrifying.

 

Baccano!, no fanfiction from those two.

Serial Experiments Lain, no fanfiction from those two. But, what's this!? A Lain and Madoka crossover?

What am I reading?

 

First anime that popped into my head: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.
Me: There's no way in hell Twilight would cross over with this.
My reaction:

Spoiler

 

Not gonna lie, this is pretty good.

 

I've found three that don't have Naruto or Twilight. c:
-No.6
-Xam'd Lost Memories
-Wedding Peach

I then clicked on Special A . . .

More to come . . . I hate crossover fanfiction, it's terrible.

 

A triple-whammy! Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, AND Total Drama Island!

Akatsuki

"Are we there yet, Dei-san?" Tobi whined. Deidara simply smacked him and jogged up to walk with Sasori.

Catching the little interaction, Pain glanced at Konan and said, "Should I do something? I mean, we all need to be a TEAM!"

Konan shrugged, without looking at him, instead, focusing on the small sidewalk to the entrance of the Mountain Hotel Lobby. Pain noticed this and let his shoulders slump. Would she ever let her guard down around me...? he thought to himself miserably. Looking up ahead he saw his so-called team split up in mostly pairs. Sasori had accepted Deidara, Kisame and Itachi were always together anyways, Kakuzu had chosen Tobi instead of Hidan this time, so that left Zetsu with Hidan. This annoyed Pain. "Guys," he yelled, "we're a team, now! If we want to win, we have to stick together."

Kisame glanced back at his angry leader and chuckled. Itachi caught him off guard when he said, "should we team up with Madara and Kakuzu, just to get Pain off our backs?" Kisame thought this over. He didn't particularly like Tobi. Kakuzu could be easy to deal with. He wasn't annoying, but he wasn't quite like Itachi. Kisame nodded, finally agreeing as Itachi swerved over to the left and merged his duo with Madara's. Kakuzu must have gotten the notion because all he did was glance at Itachi and nod, and then went back to watching the other duos slowly form together.

Pain watched in contentment as his team finally began to unite for once. Feeling proud, he turned to talk to Konan, but was put down to see she was walking up to the Deidara-Zetsu union. Pain quickly jogged up to the Itachi-Kakuzu union to at least even out their divided team. Will my team reunite? Pain thought, as they reached the lobby.

Organization XIII (Other mountain side)

Oh god, could Luxord increase our chances of winning? Axel thought as a smirk pulled at his lips. We might have a secret weapon.

"What's so funny," Roxas asked emotionlessly. Xion, walking on the other side of him, peeked around Roxas's shoulder to look at Axel too.

Axel shrugged easily, "based on my data of our enemies, they don't seem to have anyone quite like our little lucky ******* Luxord." Roxas raised an eyebrow, an obvious signal that he was no longer interested. Xion, on the other hand, grinned a little.

"Luxord always wins! Remember that time when Luxord was a lawyer and he-"

"Shh," Saix interrupted from behind, "publicity, Xigbar's already behind bars." Roxas chuckled at the thought. Axel, happy to see Roxas laughing, slung an arm around Roxas's shoulder.

Saix rolled his eyes at the almost-obvious connect there and slinked back to his superior. Xemnas didn't even send him so much of a glance. Saix sighed. He was used to being ignored by his leader; he just hoped it wouldn't be during the challenges.

Seeing Saix being put down again, Larxene laughed, a melodious shrill. Demyx yawned, bored of the usual drama they saw every day. "If you fall asleep, you'll be leaving this mountain in a body bag," Larxene hissed at Demyx.

"Is that a threat, oh great Larxene?" he asked, faking innocence, but inside he was slightly appalled. Larxene pouted, she couldn't hurt him when he acted cute an innocent or when he called her great. Sometimes he was just so unfair to her, she wanted to make feel threatened, but he was so laid-back that he shrugged it off. She resigned with a sigh, echoing Saix's.

"Pick a card, dimwit!" Luxord's booming voice was heard throughout the team, making its way to the lobby. Zexion was the poor victim this time, though. Usually it was Xigbar to lose a couple 100 munny to the gambling king. Zexion played though. He tossed Luxord a folded up wad of munny and continued reading his book. He randomly pointed to a card, the middle one, and started reading another page.

Luxord grinned and flipped it over, realizing Zexion had won, and his smile slowing dropped. Noticing that Zexion hadn't looked up, he switched the cards and laughed loudly, "you lose again, Zexi! Too bad," he started to shuffle the desk for another game when Zexion fell back and hid behind Saix. He put his finger to his lips, a world-wide motion to 'keep quiet'. Saix nodded to his long-time friend and stood up straighter, though it did no good, Zexion was already short enough to hide without fail.

As the group started to wind down with the approaching looming double doors to the extravagant-looking red-brick hotel, they started to assume their regular formation. They moved like wolves. Xemnas as the alpha; Vexen, Zexion, Axel, Luxord, and Demyx as the betas; and Roxas, Xion, and Larxene as the omegas. The doors didn't seem to faze them as they stepped through to their fate for the next few weeks, or for some, the next few days.

What the hell did I just read?!?

 

Oh my goodness! I want to keep reading it... Link me?

 

Puuuuun.

Rave Master and Twilight, none. Rave Master and Naruto...

 

Durarara!! with Naruto

...

 

Sengoku Basara with Naruto. Not surprised they're together though.

I think I cried a little.

 

You sir have EXCELLENT taste in animu.

 

No Steins;Gate, so...

Gurren Lagann/Naruto

Dear lord

 

Twilight and... wait for it, wait for it... EVANGELION.

 

Kill me...please ; ~ ;

 

Dear lordie . . . Naruto x Bayonetta . . .

 

Going to begin spoilering these, contain them in spoilers, they are getting lengthier and lengthier. I... was going to find a crossover of Yu-Gi-Oh and Twilight/Naruto but... got distracted. Yu-Gi-Oh and Serial Experiments Lain! Cringeworthy material.

Spoiler: viewer discretion is advised

 

Karakuridoji Ultimo only has a crossover with Naruto. No shiny vampires there~

-_____-

 

Oh god pl-

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!