Let's Have Uh Slumbuh Partee. ((;

Yeah...it also includes more in-depth things about the human reproductive systems. Miracle of Life was scarring the first time, it will be scarring again. *twitch*
I have...five. French (hard because we haven't done ANYTHING), English, US History, chem, and algebra II. All honors; I'm probably suicidal. 8D

CAPTAIN MORGAN! There's actually a bottle downstairs. :X
CHEEEEEERRSSS!

 

Isn't that the Pirate Guy, with his leg up on a thingy, and they had a competition for that?

*Getting more dopey as the morning drags on*

 

Yes. The thingy is a barrel.

It's probably filled with cocaine Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum.

 

The pirate guy has a name, and his name is Captain Morgan... Oh God, I'm starting to lose it too...

Oh lord. xD Well I'll wish you luck as I'm enjoying my week off lolwut. >8D

Really now? Drunken Wolfie tiem? 8D

*Checks clock*

Oh God, it's almost 3 A.M., I gotta sleep or I'll be dead tomorrow. X_X Adios, kids. Please let this thread live through the night.

 

That's what they *want* you to think.

 

Hey everybody, let's listen to a song about rape!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVvF_3WjaBA

 

*Walks in and finds everyone hammered and sprawled on a couch*



....

Ohhhh, I see what happened here.
>_>

<_<

*Pushes What? on top of Rissy* >8D
...when she wakes up, she's having bacon for breakfast :v

 

*Walks in*

...

*walks back out*

 

*Pulls you in and ties you to couch* D<

:'D ilu reli

 

*Sigh* Why does this happen at every slumber party I crash?

 

Because...because, erm...


Wait, you crash slumber parties? ;O

Is it so you can spy on girls?

 

By crash I mean get invited and then appear late enough to make people think I crashed, I don't like slumber parties anyway so I still wonder why I keep going to them...

 

I havent been to a slumber party in years xD

Also, that guy in your sig is staring at me D:

WE MUST KEEP THIS THREAD ALIVE
*breaths life oxygen into thread* x_x

 

Stare Dorian STARE!

*Ahem* Yes this thread will live.

 

WHAT KIND OF MAN WEARS PURPLE LIPSTICK? ;0

*coughs awkwardly*

 

I'm guessing you don't watch Scrubs (the purple is because of the colour I used) XD

 

No, I dont.
Heh, maybe I should. xD

Scrubs guy looks like you :v

 

I don't know if thats offensive or not, i'm laughing too much to tell XD

 

No it really does xD And its not offensive :v
Just stop staring at me please O_____O

Theres a giant panda dancing in the corner of my screen D8

 

I see

Wait, what?