Legend speaks of a beast

three hundred miles from its head to its tail.

None have seen it, yet all know its name, like the Ark of the Covenant or the Holy Grail.

 

spdude? .

 

It's sprothe.

 

It's the black beast of Arg.

 

You all suck

Why did I even post this? xD I knew no one would play along.

 

ALESTORM OMFG I LOVE YOU KINDA HOMOa

We set out on a quest

 

FFFF-
Sorry, I love Alestorm, but the reference didn't come to me.

 

I saw that edit

You got the wrong lyric at first ya dork

AW C'MON

You were the first poster too ;_;