Last Wish

A man is working on the buses in the US collecting tickets.

He rings the bell for the driver to set off when there's a woman half
getting on the bus. The driver sets off, the woman falls from the bus
and is killed. At the trial the man is sent down for murder and seeing
as it's Texas he's sent to the electric chair. On the day of his
execution he's sat in the chair and the executioner grants him a final
wish.

"Well" says the man, "is that your packed lunch over there?" "Yes"
answers the executioner. "Can I have that green banana?"

The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits till he's eaten
it. When the man's finished, the executioner flips the switch sending
hundreds of thousands of volts through the man. When the smoke clears
the man is still alive. The executioner can't believe it.

"Can I go?" the man asks. "I suppose so" says the executioner, "that's
never happened before."

The man leaves and eventually gets a job back on the buses selling
tickets. Again he rings the bell for the driver to go when people are
still getting on. A man falls under the wheels and is killed. The bloke
is sent down for murder again and sent to the electric chair. The
executioner is determined to do it right this time so rigs the chair up
to the electric supply for the whole of Texas.

The bloke is again sat in the chair. "What is your final wish?" asks the
executioner. "Can I have that green banana in your packed lunch?" says
the condemned man. The executioner sighs and reluctantly gives up his
banana. The bloke eats the banana all up and the executioner flips the
switch. Millions of volts course through the chair blacking out Texas.
When the smoke clears the man is still sat there smiling in the chair.
The executioner can't believe it and lets the man go.

Well, would you believe, the bloke gets his job back on the buses. Once
again he rings the bell whilst passengers are still getting on, this
time killing three of them. He is sent to the electric chair again. The
executioner rigs up all United States electricity supply to The Chair,
determined to get his man this time. The man sits down in the chair
smiling.

"What's your final wish ?" asks the executioner. "Well" says the man,
"Can I have that green banana out of your packed lunch?" The executioner
hands over his banana and the man eats it all, skin included. The
executioner pulls the handle and a billion volts go through the chair.
When the smoke rises the man is still sat there alive without even a
burn mark.

"I give up" says the executioner, "I don't understand how you can still
be alive after all that?". He stroked his chin. "It's something to do
with that green banana isn't it" he asked.

Nahh" said the bloke,

"I'm just a really bad conductor" :)

 

nice.

it says in the bill rights, a person can't be charged in trail for the same crime (i'm elaborating here)

 

Ha ha. xD That's a nice pun.

 

No, it has to be the same occurance. For example, you steal $10,000.00 and you get tried and you are declared not guilty. Even if more evidence comes up, you can't be tried again. However, if you steal more money afterwards, you can be tried again because it was a different occurance.

 

Pun? Ugh, I thought you were going to have an ironic ending