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Oh sorry, I fell asleep. It's all good. Now where's Dahlia? I have a jam jar for her.

 

Well

She is here http://www.facebook.com/pages/Dahlia-Hawthorne/136328530975



"I'm also here...."

 

Hey Dahlia, how's life going for you?

 

[Seductively]Well hello Dahlia, it's been a long time. Too long infact... maybe we should get to know each other a little better[/seductively]

 

"Quite well actually, I am rather enjoying living again....but.....the thing is...something went...very wrong..."

 

which was?

 

"Notice how Feenie just disappeared when I appeared?"

 

umm.... uh oh.

 

"You seem to know...mind sharing?"

 

Dahlia, are you ignoring me? I have so much to say to you.

 

What do you mean? Is that bad?

 

"Yes, hun, I am ignoring you, because your trying to h it on me.

"Basically.....I am Feenie and Feenie is me....we're one in the same"

 

Well that's not very nice, at least let me down easy!

 

"Give me one good reason why I should"

 

Ooh, that's kinda scary. No offense.

 

"Quite..."

 

*Hides* I'm sorry.

 

Because by letting me down easy you're acknowledging my pain, you're making yourself feel better by maknig me feel worse. If you tell me no then you can enjoy the sad look on my face otherwie I just get mad.

 

Sorry......doesn't always......cut it............


"Did you just here Feenie's weak, feeble attempt at speaking his mind, pathetic!"

"Oh, Ienzo...time...to DIE!" Pulls out a dagger and lobs it at you

 

*gets annoyed with Dahlia, considers trying to kill her, realises that's what everyone's been trying to do for ages, sighs, shrugs and wanders off*