Last Person to Post Wins

Try Me :sly:

Tell me about it, why haven't we been arrested yet?

*Que sad song*

 

WlNRRRRRRRRRRRR.

 

*explodes through a portal on a flaming bike* Sorry, had to get a hug from my dog. You were saying. :3

 

*Claps* Congratulations!

 

i could have killed you normaly. but now i have a second mind in my head with experience in trying. i know what will and will not work. Dahlia is like my own A.I. (RvB refrence)

 

Okay then, name the first way she tried to kill me

 

...Was that towards me? I can't tell.

Here's this pic.

Spoiler

 

She said that the information is irrelevant.

 

If you want it to be, it can be.

And cute.

 

OBJECTION!

*Slams Desk*

Actually, that peice of information is very important! Witness, Please inform us of that info!

 

She said she'll kill me if i try. She's inside of my head i'll have you know. And she said the more you push for it, the sooner you die. I agree.

 

OBJECTION!

*Epic Finga Point*

Do I care, And I'll have you know that me and Iris Have Spirit Warding hoods to protect us against the likes of you!

 

It would work like that if she were alone, but i am appearently her host. you couldnt stop me. oh, and she said she'd kill Iris first if you dont stop objecting.

 

HOLD IT!

Dahlia Hawthorne! I command You to come out of ff32's imaginary Body, NOW!

 

She's not gonna listen. She's buried pretty deep in there. She said she's cozy. You wanna talk to her?

 

Hey, Dahlia how are you? You getting sick of everyone bossing you around?

 

OBJECTION!

Wouldn't she mind rape me then?

OBJECTION!

Dahlia is a ghost, she has no feelings

 

wait... what? oh please tell me you didnt just-

"You know it. These guys can't seem to tell that I don't take orders. But ff32 here is listening to me. I might kill him last. And im fine, thank you. yourself? And Feenie, I will rip you and your pathetic girlfriend that i call a sister limb by limb if you get in my way any longer."

 

SUPER OBJECTION!
And how exactly are you gonna do that?

 

"I'm in control of ff32's body right now. I am considered human now. Except for my demonic power of course. I will easily destroy you two. And say objection again and Iris will exist no longer."