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I will stick a calculater up your arse and divide by zero.

 

Wait, How does that work????

 

That must mean your hands going up there as well to press the buttons. And that's a new dahlia one.

 

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!"

"PLEASE MR FINALFORM, DON'T DO IT!!!"

 

then dont try to kill me.

 

"But That's sooooo hard, I just <3 killing people, I mean, I've already killed three of your best friends"

 

*divides by zero and shoves down Dahlia's throat*

everybody run! Except for Dahlia. there is a person who is ready to challenge you if you could kill them or not in that endless space void. please enter.

 

Well, this just got a bit weirder...

I've heard of people being murdered by garden gnomes, by sandwich toasters and getting tangled in washing lines but never death by calculator.

 

i have millons more.

 

But Dahlia's already dead, you can't kill her again.

And everyone, in few years time, this will happen to you...

 

she wont die, just be stretched and sucked into space and time...

this is what it looks like.

 

And that's not classed as dying because???

 

You don't die, you are just trapped suspended in space and time for all enternity.

 

because she cant die. she's just trapped. i'll throw another calculator with division of zero down there to break the fabric of life if needed.

 

Even so..

 

from a rip in space, unable to attack? face it. she's beaten.

 

Ain't that just awesome?

 

I think you are forgetting SPIRIT CHANNELING

 

no need, she's still on earth. she's just trapped in space. it cant work if she's already here. and even if you could, i'd do it again.

 

WRONG! She is dead! and it doesn't matter if she is on earth, it still freaking works!