Last Person To Post IV

LE GASP! Did you not throw milk bottles at them until they left? Did you not build a fort out of cusions to hide in?

 

I should have tried to do some of that! Damn, I'm a fool. All I did to try and get him out was that I drank up all the drinks we had in the house, hoping he'd die of thirst. It almost worked too, but then he remembered we had a sink -.-

 

You should have taken the lock off the toilet door so he got locked in and then left the house and then we he finally got out, pretended you had no idea who he was, as if he was in a parallel universe and then deny it the next time you saw him.

Or just lock him in the fridge.

 

I'd let him out and I'd be wearing a huge green afro-wig just to show that it's an alternate universe? xD That would be a lot of fun actually.

But my fridge is for food and I don't want to eat my friend D: ... Or maybe I do... I heard that humans taste like pork :3

 

Ahh, Cannibalism. Well, you could try it. Make sure to put on some lipstick and give yourself fake boobs and a dress so you can be a woman.

 

Because it's primarily girls who eat guys? ::L: *shot*

 

They taste gooooood. Especially when covered with cream *drools*


Word of warning: beware of cannibals.

 

Makes sense, everything seems to taste better when covered in cream c:

We'll all be eaten one day or another either way, we can't beware of the cannibals forever y'know?

 

Well, if you can't beat them- join them, isn't that right?

Yum, hand sandwich :3

 

Planked on a tree today guys. :3

 

You should shake it and say "Nice to eat you" then you will become an eighties action star c:

Are we now pedo-cannipals?

 

Tree on tree action xD

 

You know you like it ;D

 

I tried planking. My sister took pics on my phone xD

 

I love it. n-n
YOU STILL NEED TO SHOW PICTURES OF THAT FORT THING O:

 

Silly Kelly, planking is for building houses.

 

Idc. I planked on a tree and under a car. :'D

 

Yeah :3 I thought that's what we were saving all the children for >:{D

@Kelly, WOO! Planking is win.

 

You better have changed the oil while you were down there B|

Didn't you get dirty tho?

Yay, I've always wanted to eat children =D They are probably all tender and delicious :3

 

No I didn't get dirty and no I didn't change the oil.