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Not if you don't marry more then five.

 

nah. just our sammich wife xD

 

So, I'll be a whore if I marry more then five people but at the same time I'll be a sammich wife? Awesome.
NOW who wants to get married? ::L:

 

mmemememememememememememmeme.

Me.

 

I'll consider the offer but I promise nothing.

We all know why you want to marry her, ff.

 

I thought you were married to Chell, ff32.

Why would you cheat on her?

Because she's adopted? Because she's fat? Because she's a monster? Because she's a mute lunatic?

 

Okay ::L:

CHRIS I AM NO LONGER YOUR WHORE BY CONTRACT. kthxbye.

Yaaay burnitup promises nothing 8'D

 

You do know he wants to marry you so he can tap your a-

Bob: burnitup! You gotta help! The Commander has attacked the NATO HQ!

Me: The Commander?! Wait... who's he?

Bob: He's an ex-Space Nazi but he was kicked out because he was too mean!

Me: F(guitar riff) bears, an ex-Space nazi! Well let's waste no time! *runs toward a window* My people need a hero! *jumps out window*

 

Ohai Bob. You're not welcome here *pushes out window*

 

i dont think i've ever seen a person so misinformed as this.

 

Well, maybe you weren't married, but you loved her...didn't you?

 

It's alright, I've not tried all the different flavours yet.

Me, my dad got some a bit back but I didn't try it.

 

They don't have peanut butter in Europe?

 

We do but not that common, it's probably in supermarkets but it isn't anywhere near as popular as it is in America. Well at least in my country.

 

We have it but its hardly abundant.

 

If we didn't have peanut butter in Europe then that would be very sad. D:

 

I hate peanut butter.

 

I have decided to step it down a notch from my last stunt.

Who wants to be my girlfriend?

 

Peanut butter is awesome. End of story.

 

*awkward silence*