Last Person To Post III

Portal.... *daydreams*... GLaDOS *drools*

Then have some plastic bottles *throws bottles* But, I like lemons ;-; That Cave Johnson makes me laugh.


Also, I am leaving you all for the weekend so you better not have too much fun without me or I'll come back and eat you all. Sound good? Gooood.

 

This is now a raocow appreciation thread.

[video=youtube;pxGeZDDGsAY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxGeZDDGsAY&feature=channel_video_title[/video]

This is the best thing ever.



“ The ceiling is the military’s greatest enemy. And that is why in 1944 they invented the sky, so they could, you know, fly planes in the war in a safer way in order to beat off, you know, Bill Clinton, for he invented the time machine, and then replaced himself for the body double, made out of, oh man, two senses worth a process, but you know, at the time, with two senses you could do a lot of things, so that was a freaking lot of cheese, enough to create sentient life, surprisingly. ”

“ So, the beach is best quantified as an area with a lot of sand over your face. So, if you are ever buried alive in a tomb, always remember that you can look at that, like silver lining by stating that it is actually a day at the beach. ”

“ …And then you go here it’s like (sings) “Oh, I am rewarded for my troubles, with a big old fat of lard.” And then you can just layer it on your aunts and uncles all day long. Oh man, the holidays have been saved again. ”

“There’s an X, there’s an Y, it’s the XY cave show featuring Santa Monica!
I’m not too sure how we managed to convince an entire city to, you know, take the leading role of - of this theatatrical production, it’s, it’s actually gonna be quite hard to find a theatre to, you know, pull it off, but sometimes, you’ve got to spare no expenses to truly follow your heart.”

“Got a bit emoticon going on there, you know, little… smiley face action johnson there, I don’t know why he got a new job as an emoticon.
If you got a name like Action Johnson I assume that you’re gonna be a baker or something, but you know, looks like life is full of surprises!”

“ Aah, where’s the ledge? That’s my battle cry, you know, every time I go to war, I-I-I jump forth, screaming “Where is the ledge?!”. My enemies fear and respect me for this. ”

 

You should know by now that no one reads long strings of text on this site, Chris.

Is that picture related to that story of yours?

 

It's not a story, it's different quotes, all unrelated. Therefore they're not long strings of text B|

That picture is made by raocow who made all the quotes and is the one "singing" in the video. Not to exegarate or anything, but he's certainly a guy.

 

. . . . . .nggrngjnrgjnnevtrj; Hai.

 

Hey ^^

What was that on about Chris? It was strange.

 

So who is this raocow character? I feel like I've heard his name before.

Oh, that's right. Cat Planet Cat Planet.

 

It was Chris's life story. That was the short version. The full version is much more funny depressing.

 

[video=youtube;ErXL1DkJgLQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErXL1DkJgLQ[/video]

Party like it's 1599 the price of a regular cat planet!

 

I explained it in the first line of my post! D:

freaking horse. that was a demo. johnson mccain. i'm not feeling this one guys. woah there charlie. that was a thing. my cat is mewing. poopers. stupid headpiece. this is so totally the hardest part of the level. chipmunk time. panic panic panic. the manliest game ever. ham. hey there everyone...this is raocow.

“ This is why there’s a slight hue to the grayness of the walls is because there’s lava afoot. You know once your foot is on lava you start to get quite red, not particularly because of the heat, but because of the shame of having to somehow manage to get lava on your foot. I mean lava is probably the slowest member of the animal kingdom, so to be able to be caught by it that way is quite humiliating. ”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

...Awesome Still no idea what you're on about xD

Anyway, strange feeling. Went out a minute ago, it was really hot, sunny and humid but every 5 seconds it thundered really loud.
I didn't stay out long.

 

Read what I said to Makaze, that's what raocow is.

“ What’s with me and top-heaviness today? I ignore this solution to that particular grammar period. Yeah, stupid grammars and their stupid periods. They’re like girls, only it’s pretty hard to date them. Unless we’re talking about the fruit date, but then again it’s kind of hard to verb a fruit unless you mean mistaking someone for an orange and then trying to peel off your grandma’s skin. ”

 

...Yes. I'll shut up now.

 

“ Now we’re fighting in a giant robot thingiemajigger. When it jumps it has dust coming out of its nipples. I don’t know if that is to be appreciated by a, by a fetish somewhere, but honestly, me, it kind of creeps me out. So there you go. No more dust nipples for me. Jesus hell. I prefer flesh. Flesh is pretty nice; it’s all pink and fuzzy. Actually, you don’t really want that to be fuzzy. Well whatever. ”

“ I was about to make a remark about how it’s crazy how in this game bees are slower than missiles, but then I realized.. what kind of world am I living where I can think that with a straight face? ”

 

Okay, we get it you love raocow. B|

 

Did you know yoshi is a horse?

 

Nope, I did not.

 

I thought he was a dinosaur.

 

So did I xD

 

Well you're wrong, because raocow says he's a horse.