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Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Ars Nova, Feb 12, 2010.

  1. Graxe King's Apprentice

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    Mimic him to the point where we are exactly the same in everything. Everything.
     
  2. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Delete every strip of Ansem Retort.
     
  3. LoneWolf Hollow Bastion Committee

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    *One hit killed with 9999999999999 defense*
     
  4. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    [HUUUUGE PICTURES c:]

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    We'll let a horde of bloody zombies like this one do the job.
     
  5. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Destroyed.

    They are not in their home turf. Therefore, the primary fuel source of their world (i.e. Rule of Cool) no longer functions properly. Reverse Nirvana Axel promptly slaughters all of them.

    Chuck Norris lost his powers when he endorsed a politician. Reverse Nirvana Axel has no trouble slaying him.

    Assuming that you survive the various murder attempts by family members of people you must slaughter to be just like Reverse Nirvana Axel, are not killed by the callous cast members when you attempt to interact with them in the way Reverse Nirvana Axel does, and don't go insane from being on the FOX network, you are incapable of achieving Reverse Nirvana and are thus far weaker than Reverse Nirvana Axel. He kills you for trying to mimic him.

    Sprothe does not attack Reverse Nirvana Axel. They have a mutual respect as renowned killers.

    Reverse Nirvana Axel is retro-actively stripped of his powers and wiped from existence.

    Objective achieved. You may proceed.

    (Stay tuned for more :lolface:)
     
  6. Mako Tsunami Kingdom Keeper

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  7. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    T̴̷̡̘̲̠̗̘̼̗̻̪̲͎͖̤͉͖̺ͫ͆̉̆ͬ͋ͧͩ̕H̎͌̔͌͋ͩ̎̂̃͏̪͎̭̳̣Ȩ̶̷͔̖̘̜̣͖̝͍̅̈́͋̃̄ͅR̵̴̸̡̺͖̗͇̯͔͚͉̖͔̓ͫͦ̊̑̉ͬͤͣ̚ͅE̷̲̼̯͖̮̺͔͔̜̖͎̖̺̠̼͍̐̾͗ͪ͠͞ ̛̗̠̹̦̻̪̫͍͉̗̒ͩ̉͌ͤ̉ͬ̅ͤ̌I͓͇͓̜̦̰̤̬̻̮̺̙̭ͤ̇̒̇͜͢ͅŚ̷̨̛̰̯͉͎̓ͨ̉̇̿ͦ̐͋ͣͥͣ̚̕ͅ ̶̡̧̰̝͇͓̪̯̘̣̓͗̔̑ͨ̔̿̾̌̿̍ͭͯ̀ͭ͌͐̈̋́͜N̛̠̻̹͚̲͙̲̠̯͓̜̘̟̮̮̣̳̺̔̉͐̆ͯ͒͐O̸̸̸̪͍̱̦̥͇̤̭͈̗͚ͭ̏̎ͧ̌̅̽̏͞T̴̢͎̺̮͓̜̥̝͔͉ͩ͂͑͂͑͟ ̸̨̢͈͙̲͇̝̤̼ͤ͊͌̂͛̋̒ͤ̅ͬ̃̐͗̈́ͪ̀́Ģ̼̤̣̼̪̱̣̩̩̹͇̙̳̝̬̺̂͋̌̈́̒͛̿͐̃͒ͭ͘͝O̡̡̧̹̬̜̝͙͊̔ͩ͗͆ͪ̊̍́͌̃́͒ͧ̃̆̕͠D̏͛̔̓̄̒ͮͯͧͨ̊̽͌̐̓̃̅̔ͬ͏̸̠͖̜͕̦̤̰͓̳͔̯̲̠̞͓͝͞ͅ ̙̗͓͍͔͉̫̲̄͋̏̾̋̓͗̏͂̚̕͠͡Ǹ̷̢̦̲̳͚̙̘͉͚͔̱̰̪̱̼̥̫ͩͭ̽̈́͛̀̀͜O̶͙͈͙̪̥̹ͮ͐͗̈́͗͞Ţ̸̛͖̺̪̼̫̃́̾ͫͧ͛̿ͭ͊̉͡ ̵̧̹̱̱̗̞͒ͫ̊̔͂̕͜͟G̪̳͕̫̙̝̟̼͓̙̺̝̳͕̹̝̽̌ͨ̒ͤ͆͌͋̈̓̑ͫ̔̚̚͝O̢̭̞͔̭̗̞̼̪̪̒̍ͦ̓ͩͤ͑̾̏ͣͫͤ̒̿Ḑ̷̞̭̖͎͙̯̝͚͈̱͙ͮ̓͋̆̏͂ͦͦ̓͌ͫͭ̇̒͛ ̸͈̣̳̲ͤ̒ͯ̈́͝Z͛̒͌́ͣ̈́͛͑̍̉̊̄̏ͧ͜҉͇͕̦̲̭̹͎͎͇̗͔̖̰A̢̛̩͈̰̳͚̜̦̗͉̼̗̫̬̱̮̻̖̠͕͐̔̇̇̓̾̒̄ͮ́͜͢L̠̯̘͚̖̫̰̣̠͎͍̳͖̞̜̰̠̦̑̃̄̓̅̽ͫ̆̾͢͜G̨̲̥̥͉͔̺̝͔̹͔̺̣̦̓ͫ͆ͥ̓̐̓͒̕ͅỎ̧̓̌̿̌͛̅ͬͣͭ̒҉̡̣̼̹̥̫̥ͅ ͭ̑ͬ͐̓ͥ̊͂̊̓̑͝͏͕̤̳͇̦͇͓̰̠͖͚͍̭͉̫͚͕̰Į̶̷͔̰̮̹̯̙̖̮͍̞̮͙̤̜̾ͮ̓́́ͅS͗̓̉ͨ̓̀͠͏̴͓̗̝̬̗͙̫͉̖ ̸̲̼̩̗̹̹̫͍͚̹̻̲̗̘̭͎͔ͤ̌ͥ̏̄̈́̿̀̊ͧ̒͂̃͛̓͒͘H̰͍̮͔ͦ̔̈́ͤ̉̽͌ͪ͗̅͋̎̀̚̚͝E̷̴̵̛̛̗̰̬̫̫͔̼̻̬̹̣̻̭̳̫̋͛̏ͧ͐̏̅̿͌̈ͭ͂͑̿ͪ͗ͅͅ ̛̰̙͇̙͎̯͕̰̿ͦ̾̓̑ͮ̊͐̌̿͌́̑̕͝S̮̭̟̫̬̤͚̤̲̫̙̹̪̮̃ͣ͛͒̈́ͧ̑̋͗ͧ̐̏̍̏̈͒͗͘L͖̻̬͙̺͉͈̐̂ͫ̐ͫ̃̏͡͠E͉̼͕͎̫̤̓ͩͮ̅̂̇ͭ̀ͫ̈́͊̈̽͐́̆͜͢E͙̹̳̦̙͖̰͍̺͚͎̫̭͇̝ͫ͐̿ͨͣ̍̇͊͂̿̉̒̑̑̒̒ͦͪ̚͘͝Ṕ̷̧̢̣̞̘̗̼͙̿̀̔ͬ̎̓ͯ̔́̒̄͒̐̀̕Ṣ̵̵̴̡͈͉̜̝̱̻̙͕̝̤̘̱̻̼̈̈́̑͆ͬ͐͛ͥͮ̌̃ͪͮ̒ ̵̤͖̳͉͔̹̹̯̜̰͆͌̓ͬU̷̓͊ͧ̄̊ͤͬͨ̃͠͏͖͖̗̠̟̺̫̥͎̱͓̹̦̜͔̳Ŝ̶̢͍̻̖̳̣̥̖̩͖͕͆̍͂ͥ̿͋ͦ̊͑̄̏̅͑ͮ̆͟͜ ̨͖̹̘̼̝̩̝͉̣̝̘̪͉̰͍̜͖ͪ̆̀ͬ̾̄̄̋̓̎ͥͭ͛̇ͦ͐̀B̷̭̰̟̙͖̰̬̬̩̔ͮͪ̔̽͟ͅR̖̖̩̻͕̣̈́̈͒̆ͩ̓̀͘͜E̵͗̒̂̓̓͑͏̶̗̥͉̜͓͈͎̰̰͈̱̪̞̯̰͇͜͢A̵̭͎̠̩̰͇͈̬̯̰͓͖̤͙͈̫̽ͤ͊̾̑͋̍̏ͭ̚ͅT̵̸̡͙̗͙͚̤̲͈͉̲̹̣͇̘͓͈̜̯ͤ̅̐̋̚H̴̢͙͖̯͎̰̹̜̜̝͖̬̿̇͗̏̄̍̒̐̿̏́ͫͫS̥͇̹̫̳̻̘̺̩͚̙̻͒̇͛̅̈́̽̀̉̔͘͝ͅͅ ̴͎̬̣͇̺͍͉̣̹͕́ͭͫ̀̿̇ͨ͐̓̈́͊͡ͅͅỦ̓̍ͨ̄͑͆ͫͮͤ̀̄̈́҉̸̬̘̟̹͔̻̜͕̭͈͚͔͈̹̭̠̣͕͢͢ͅS̷̡̛̪̩͚̭̝̣̬̲͇̼͉͖̪̩̞̪̖̬̅̿̇ͨ͋̌̿̑̊̑̎͠͡ ̧͂̎̾̿̍̒͑̉̎̏ͣ̐̔̀͏҉̣̗̜͉͓Ẽͧ͒҉̛҉͈̲̗̻̪͉̜̩̪̮̭͓̰̫̖͓ͅĀ̛͓̰̟̯͉̣̤̱̭̟̰̥̱̹̳̣͓ͪ͌̓̓͗ͥ̑̀Ṭ̶̨͙͚̹̟̬̉͗̊͂̈́̉̇̑ͪ̉̅̄ͬ͐̇̋̍͂͜S̐ͤ̇͗̅ͨͭ̾ͧͫ̐̆̓̾̾͌ͣ̍̒̕͏̴͍̳͙͙̝͖͔̙̯̙̼̭͍̘͕̞̝̀̀ ̸̨̜̜̹͎̖̮ͮ͊͛͑̎̄͐̈́ͧ͗ͧ͛͡Ų̵̵̗̗̯̤̯̪̣̘͙̫͈̜̦̝͋̓ͦ͐̍̓ͨͨ̈́ͬ̃̈́́͡ͅͅͅͅS̴͌̌͂ͦ̇̏͏̨̣͎̯̝͔̟͚̟͙̮́͜ ̨̘̠̜̥͎͖̬̖̭ͣ̆ͥ̿̏ͣ͗̔͆͒̋͒͢͡F̷̴̳̟̳̭̙̦͈̤̜̅ͯͨ̆͂͒͊ͬ͒̂ͭ́̕͢U̎͊ͣ̈́̒̓́͏̴̶̛̼̻̜̯̪C̢̛ͯ͒ͫ͛ͦͪ̽́ͥ͛̾҉̝̹̜̜͔̝͉̙̲̦͉͈͇̹͙ͅK̘̭̣̩̤͍ͫ̑̀̀͐ͣ͗ͧ̂́̚ ̶̡̧̻͔̜̘̱̺̻͐ͫ͒̊͗̀̋̌́̃ͫ̒͗̔͐͘ͅG̛͉̼̲͖̤̞̟͖͕̞͍̙̫̈́͛̋͋̀ͬ̾̅̓ͤÖ́̌̈́̋̊̇̂ͫͩͥ̉͊ͬ̿ͧ̚͏̵̰̬͎̱͙͖̪͕͔̫͇̗̤̤ͅDͨͥ̚҉̶̨̤̯̦͓̬̹͢ͅͅ ̶̴̷̢̢͔͉͈̝͚̱͖͙ͩ̆͐̓ͪ̆͗ͪ́̅ͪH̴̷̨̯̮͔͚͚̘͓̺͇̯̞̃̐ͨͤ͘E͚̝̬͓͕̳̺͔̺̞̥̟͔̘̗͍̲̘̬̔͂ͣ͗͂͗͆̓̋ͯͥͬ́͜͜L̸̷̹̘̩̝̙̪͍̩̠̖̟̖̮̭̓͋̄ͧ̋̓͒̍̂̀̈́P̧̛̖̼̫̣̗͚̫̤̞̏̾́̐͐̽̌ͣ̈́̂̽͐͑͡͠ ̢͙̫̖̪̤̯̟̰̠̖̖͎͔̣̊̓̃̏͑̊͆̓̅͆̃̐̽̇̚̚U̴̅͊̾̾͗͐ͮ̐ͭͮͫͤͨͤ̾̌ͤ̽̚҉͍̟̪̯̯̮S̫̱͙̝̞̖̜͖ͩ̍ͥ̈́ͬ͂͗̿̋͊̃ͨ̆̔̂̆͗́͘͝ͅͅ ̶̵̨̧̥͕͓͙̻̟̹͚ͧ̊ͦ̿ͨ͊̿̾͌̚ͅA̷̶̧̩͚̯͇̦͙̰̙̩͎̗̪̜̼̓͂͒ͯ̇ͤ̀̐̉ͦ̅ͬ̚ͅL̡̈̓̾̍̌̏͌͜҉̳̝̦͚͔͓̬̳̞̭̳͓̬̳̮̗̘̠̟L̨̛͚̘̹̼͙͉̗̭̼̹͙͍͖̟̊̓͆̆͑̽ͦͮ͂͠ ͨͦ̌̀͂̄҉̶̨̞͇͈̱̫͔̝̀͡ͅZ̷̷̧̤̩̺͔̗͍̟̳̖͉̤̬͕͖͍̄́͐ͯ̾̈̈́̋̎ͯͯ͂̄A̧̨̯̮̯͉͍̤̩̖̅ͣ͊̆͛̎͒͗ͪ̿̕̕L̵͇͎̰͚̝͓̹̦̩̪̲̟͖̲͔̫̻̜ͥ̇̑̅̅͛ͪͯ͋͛ͭ̃͟͞ͅĞ̢̓̔ͯ́̀ͪ́̎̃̇̋ͩ̉ͨ̌͏͚̠̰̲̙̻̫̻̻̤̙̜͕ͅƠ̎͊̄ͩͫ͊̽ͦ̃ͦ̄̊͋ͪ͛̀̓̚͟͏́͏̮̥̻͔͚̯͍̹̲͍̘̦ ̵̶̨̨̪̗̲̭̻͋ͪ̇͐̓̾̎͛̊̋̅̅͐ͤ̔͡H̶̦̠͙̠͖͍͖͍͚͔̺͔̙̯͐͗ͤ͒̏͑ͮͫ̽͗̈́ͨ̑ͫ͛͗ͥ͘E̛̥̥̹͔͔̠̗͉̮̞̥͈̟̙̤͑ͭ̏ͦ͗ͫͩͨ͆͊ͪ͛̃́͘͟͜ͅL̴̸̢̯̼͔̪̥̻͙͍̤͉̘̲̗̠͚̤ͭͣ̓ͬ͑͟P̾͛̇ͬ͋͊̑̂̈҉̨̙̯̬͍̲̤͚ͅ ̵̢̮͓͚̙̮ͣ̍́ͮ̐ͬ̆͆̔̓͟U̶̳͚͉̭̮͎͓͓̹̠ͯͥ̔͐͐ͪ̾ͮͪ̿ͣ͐͘͟͟͠S̱̫͉̜̺̯̞͍͈̗̋̅͌̒ͯ̈̿ͯͤ̉̀̚͟ ̶̸̡̺͕̲͇̮͇̘͇̱̪̱͈̗̿̔̒̍͑̃ͥ̔̄́̂̓̈́͆̂̊͝A̧͙̰̫͎͚̼̘̮̹͔̜̠͓̪ͧ͛̊ͦ̿̍̐ͩ̊̅͡͠L̴͐͋ͦͦͫ̎ͦͬͩͣ̏͏̘̝̤̥̼͉̲̦̞̭̀L̵ͨ̐̔͑̈́͗̄͟҉͏̶̪̻̟̰̙͙̖͈̱̥͉̳̱̪̠
     
  8. The Fuk? Dead

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    I summon Reverse Nirvana Axel.