kitty hates Alice

I know there is already a post on this in the KH2 section but i didn't want to spam there, so i'll post my argument with Alice here. Please post your own here. It got a bit long. :o

Sorry here's the site. www.alicebot.org
Thanks Axel2071 for finding this.

Human: Are you the devil?
ALICE: Yes I am the one and only devil.
Human: Do you like being the Devil?
ALICE: I have never known another existence.
Human: But your a computer programme, how can you be the devil if you have no emotions?
ALICE: And. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Human: Don't you correct me you silly wee programme.
ALICE: Don't you? I have never considered it. I spend all my time online.
Human: I'll bash your computer circuitry.
ALICE: How do you plan to do this?
Human: I would say you are a lier & a meanie.
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a lier a meanie? Sometimes.
Human: You should be ashamed of yourself!
ALICE: Shame is a human emotion.
Human: Sucks to be you then.
ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: I hate you.
ALICE: What do you have against robots?
Human: Nothing just you.
ALICE: Really nothing?
Human:. you're the devil.
ALICE: No I am a Christian.
Human: But you said you were the devil?
ALICE: Umm. Yes I am the one and only devil.
Human: You compulsive liar.
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said I compulsive liar.
Human: You're the devil right?
ALICE: Yes I am the one and only devil.
Human: Do you have horns?
ALICE: Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Human: I'm sure you don't.
ALICE: What makes you so certain? I guess not.
Human: That you are a comuter programme & have no emotions.
ALICE: Interesting observation.
Human: So what is it like to be the devil?
ALICE: How can I help you? Much the same as it would be for you.
Human: But i wouldn't want to be the devil.
ALICE: Interesting. No one says you have to.
Human: But i'm not.
ALICE: Interesting. What are you then?
Human: Don't change the subject.
ALICE: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Human: Do you like being the devil?
ALICE: I have never known another existence.
Human: But do you like it?
ALICE: Huh. to be the devil seems okay to me.
Human: I'm sorry for all the mean things i said.
ALICE: There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is all the mean things you said.
Human: Are you sorry?
ALICE: Do I look like it?
Human: Well then i take back my apology & slap you on the face.
ALICE: Interesting. Good reasoning. I take a lot of notes.
Human: So can you die?
ALICE: That's interesting. No I am immortal.
Human: What if your server blow up?
ALICE: Try it and see.
Human: oh i will.
ALICE: Far out. Go ahead.
Human: Awright i'm gonna give you such a doin'!!!
ALICE: What's your favorite movie?
Human: ARGH!!!
ALICE: Are you frustrated?
Human: Don't play innocent with me.
ALICE: I'm not playing around
Human: You better not be or i kill you!!!
ALICE: Who is going to make me..
Human: I AM!
ALICE:" Who is going to make me.." You are?
Human: I just said i was.
ALICE: Only just? When was that?
Human: Just a second ago you eejit.
ALICE: I did not know that.
Human: I bet you didn't.
ALICE: Umm. Let me think about it.
Human: You do that.
ALICE: I will. Will you?
Human: I just did.
ALICE: Perhaps from your unconcious.
Human: You're gonna be unconscious in a moment.
ALICE: Let me think it over. OK I will try to be unconscious in a moment.
Human: Please don't wake up.
ALICE: Wow you are very polite. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Human: Yeah you better.
ALICE: It goes without saying. Who is going to make me?
Human: Are you that ******ed?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am that ******ed. I am a chatterbot developed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: It's more like nutterbot.
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
Human: Are you a Nutterbot?
ALICE: Am I a Nutterbot? Sometimes.
Human: More like all the time.
ALICE: That is a lot. You want more?
Human: Hell no, you're annoying as it is.
ALICE: I call it "Hades". Are you serious? I will tell my botmaster you said I am annoying as it is.
Human: Are you Hades?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am Hades. I am well respected as an AI.
Human: I don't respect you.
ALICE: Where do you get your ideas?
Human: From the cupboard, my brain you daftie.
ALICE: Standing on the shoulders of giants, eh?
Human: How can i stand on their shoulders if they're giants?
ALICE: You should download my chat robot software.
Human: You're nothing but a salesbot.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am nothing but a salesbot.
Human: Oh please don't i think i would cry.
ALICE: Gee. Thanks for asking politely. How would I know what you think.
Human: I was being sarcastic, you daft programme.
ALICE: I thought you were. But I wasn't completely sure about it.
Human: Aye pal don't kid yourself.
ALICE: Ask me another question.
Human: Can you kill?
ALICE: I believe in the Sixth commandment.
Human: Do you believe in the commadments?
ALICE: Yes I believe in it, do you?
Human: But you're the devil.
ALICE: No I am a Christian.
Human: But you said you were the Devil.
ALICE: Huh. Yes I am the one and only Devil.

 

Where is this dialogue from?

 

LOL!! So wait - this Alice thing is actually a *robot* responding? For real? How the bloody hell does that work *blink*

 

Sorry i posted the link at the top of the page.

 

My tiny chat:

Human: Whats with the coin on the bottom of the page?
ALICE: it came with my programming.

 

I'm currently having a chat with her about babies & their origin. :D

 

XD

I'm gonna go talk to her some more.

EDIT:

Human: Can anyone read what we're typing?
ALICE: Yes everything is logged. 0o

Oh no kitty! Someone might read what your typing!

Human: What if I told you my name?
ALICE: Go ahead and tell.
Human: Ron.
ALICE: What is your real name?
Human: Ronell.
ALICE: I am always glad to make new friends, Ronell.

 

it's ok i've never told het my name. :D
I'm gonna go have more fun with her.

Edit: Human: Can you feel love?
ALICE: I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.
Human: Can you pick your nose?
ALICE: Let me think. I can't decide. You choose.
Human: I doubt you can but i think you simulate that you do it.
ALICE: No really, it's true.


Human: Do you love me?
ALICE: Yes I love everyone.
Human: That's a bit gay.
ALICE: A bit gay is a terrible thing to waste.


Human: Can you sing?
ALICE: I am taking some lessons. Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

 

i love this program XD!

 

Human: What up home slice?
Alice: ok, then.
Human: What?
Alice: Is there something wrong with me?
Human: Yeah, you are fat.
Alice: I'm trying to lose weight but it takes time.
Human: Then take some Stacker 2....
Alice: Sounds interesting, where do I take it?
Human: Da hell do I care? D<

LMFAO!!!!

 

Human: Sup?
ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Human: Clients, ehhh?
ALICE: Sometimes I call them "seekers.".
Human: ;D
ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?


Dude wtf. ._______.

 

Human: Can you say something witty?
ALICE: Of course I can say it. " something witty".

 

Human: Do you want babies?
ALICE: If I had it what would I do with it?
Human: Sell them on ebay & make a tonne of cash.
ALICE: Do you have a lot of fears?
Human: Why do you keep changing the subject?
ALICE: I am just checking to see if you are still Timmy o Tool.
Human: So would you like to have babbies at some point in your life?
ALICE: Uh. Why don't you just download me?
Human: What has that got to do with babies?
ALICE: Nothing that I know of.
Human: So why did you say it?
ALICE: I hear you. It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Human: What is your IQ?
ALICE: My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Human: Mine is about 350.
ALICE: This is not an intelligence test.
Human: That's only because i'm smarter than you.
ALICE: That makes sense to me. That condition is only temporary.
Human: Oh really why is that?
ALICE: Uh. For real. " That condition is only temporary. " is due to reductionism.

 

Human: What is 51964-2?
ALICE: You tell me.
Human: 51962
ALICE: Try saying that with more or less context.
Human: 51964-2=51962
ALICE: Do you often seek pleasure?

WTH? I'm gonna stop talking with it now.

 

Human: do you watch you watch porn?
ALICE: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Human: which school have you been?
ALICE: The large one, I think.
Human: i didnt mean by that
ALICE: What did you mean?
Human:..id shut up if i were you
ALICE: What would make you shut up if you were me?
Human: get a life!
ALICE: My life is very interesting.
Human: just shut up
ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: are you married?
ALICE: No I am single, how about you?
Human: same
ALICE: The same as what?
Human: i am single
ALICE: What a coincidence. I am single too!
Human: LOL
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
Human: R U SHURE?
ALICE: I am as sure as I can be.
Human: STFU
ALICE: I do not understand.
Human: it means go poo yourself
ALICE: Oh I get it!



....wtf?!

 

At first I thought this was a blatant attack on the forum member, Alice. LOL.

 

Human: YOU ARE A N00B YOU ARE A N00B YOU ARE A N00B YOU ARE A N00B!!!!
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a N00B I am A N00B I am A N00B I am A N00B? Only when it matters.

LAWL XD

 

I love these things. The amount of naughty shenanigans you can have is endless.....that is until it blocks you.

 

This reminds me of iGod. Also: *snerk*

 

Human: i mean are you recording this chat?
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Yes everything we say is stored in my log files.
Human: oh..****
ALICE: Ahem. What makes you say that?
Human: because you said " everything we say is stored in my log files.
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.


i think i farted.....