Kingdom hearts meets nickelodeon.

OOC- Not a butterfly...A butterfly NET...You know the one thing fairies cannot use magic inside which includes granting wishes.

 

OOC - damn....misread it...I'll repost now...

Zexion rolled his eyes, sinking down through a portal, onto the otherside of the net..."Interesting...I can only portal in this world..."

 

"what are you?" Can you be friends with Timmy so that we don't have to go away...Please? We'll grant you three wishes?" Cosmo said "As long as we're cool with thise wishes."

 

Zexion raised an eyebrow...."I have no need for petty wishes from a fairy..."

"But you won't tell, right? please don't! I Dun wanna lose my fairies!"

 

Squidward sighed. "not one cent will exit my wallet and into that cash register as long as my cold heart is beating."

Patrick walked up to the register. "HEY SQUIDWARD!"

 

"Come on! Before we came here Timmy was the saaaaaaddest kid on earth!" Cosmo said


Mr Krabbs took squidwards wallet while he wasn't looking.

 

Zexion looked up at him..."You think If I did tell, someone would believe me?"

 

"So what're you gonna do then?" Cosmo asked

 

"Sooo which one of you two land lubbers is paying for the krabby patty then?" Mr. Krabbs asked.

 

"On the house? What're you thinkingboy?" Mr. Krabbs asked "Who is this guy anyway?" He asked

 

"All right my boy just this once but never give another free krabby patty away...Do I make myself clear?" Mr. Krabbs asked

 

"Hmm..." Zexion thought for a moment..."Something that would benefit me..."

Wanda watched nervously. She didn't like the sound of this.

 

Patrick prodded demyx on the shoulder. "nice coat."

Squidward looked at Demyx. "his hair is wierd..."

 

"Why aint he breathing?" Mr. Krabbs asked



"We can only grant Timmy wishes so bad luck you big jerk!" Cosmo said and poofed him into a...snail..."Hey look at that its a snail!" Cosmo poofed up a bod around him "I'll call you Oliver...And just to be sure you don't escape and get hurt I made a magical unbreakable cage!" Cosmo said. "I'll call youOliver...Who's a good little snail? YOU are!" Cosmo put in some food

 

The snail Zexion opened up a portal, appearing behind Cosmo as a human.

 

"OLIVER!" Cosmo shouted "Where are you? Oliver? Oliver?" Cosmo looked outside the window and saw a frenchman "Noooooooooooooooooo!" He shouted.

 

Zexion sent his book pages at Cosmo..."Its amazing how small a brain can be.."

 

"Whats a brain?" Cosmo asked and he remembered the time Timmy told him about brain freeze. He poofed up...One of those ice drink things (I dont remember their names) and drank it really quickly "Nothing happened again!" he said

 

Zexion resisted the urge to throw his book at him."You really are an idiot"

 

"Just like Timmy...Wanda's just a big old nag...Like when I married her" Cosmo said.