Kingdom hearts goes to the beach!

"Ah...That was actually hair removal..." Larxene responded, kicking some dust.

 

Riku yawned.
"Daadadaaaa..."

 

"Hair removal?" Vexen said astonished."OH!, thats why the other experiment came out wrong."

*flashback*
Long time ago ... when Luxord had long hair....

(Vexen) This potion will fix everything.
(Luxord)yeah? what is it made of?
(Vexen) U know normal stuff.....(Bird poo, reptile pee, bunny spray, etc.)
(Luxord)alright, I'll drink it...
Luxord drinks potion.
(Luxord) Hey, its a bit tasty.....
(Vexen)Look in a mirror the pimples should disappear in front of Ur eyes.....OMG!!!
Vexen slowly leaves the lab.
Luxord looks in front of the mirror.
*girl scream* (Luxord) aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Vexen)It's time to run for Ur life.
(Luxord)Vexen!!!!!!!!! I'm going to punch U for every hair I lost!!!!!! and when I'm done!!! Ur going to be going to the nobody hospital!!!!!!!

 

Leon walked around the beach.

 

Riku bumped into Leon.
"Hi. Wanna go be emo with me, somewhere?"

 

"Hey...why did the screen go all fuzzy...oh yeah thats what happens in flashbacks..." Larxene said, walking around the beach, losing her sense of direction.

 

"Well I guess I can replace the ingredient with this," Vexen said. He shows a can with a death sign. In the front it said...... SUPER DEADLY BUNNY SPRAY....... below it had a warning sign.......WARNING: Do not mix with anything!!!! And keep out of children (and Vexen)......
"It was kinda weird when I bought it....the seller didn't want to sell it to me so I turned him into ice...." he said.
Vexen opens the can and pours the whole can into the potion carelessly.
The potion changed........
It went from color pink to black and it started bubbling.
"Wanna try some?" Vexen asked.

 

"Wha?" Larxene said, hitting the water again, electrifying the dolphins, and fell down uncauntious.

 

"No thank you" Leon said and walked away

 

"Aww, come on! I'll buy you a lollypop?"

 

Larxene created a tidal wave from the electric shock that crashed some boats that were sailing around the beach.

 

"I don't want a lollypop"

 

"What about s jawlypop?"

 

"... No"

 

Soon, the entire water of the beach was made into a tidal wave-crashing onto a civillians boat. Ouch. Larxene, now dry, flipped herself up and started eating the sand with loss of mind.

 

Zexion was following all this, with distance, from a cliff.

"Noooooroflol!"

 

Larxene ate an entire sand castle a small boy made,and his tools, making the boy cry, and the boy ran away. Larxene chucked a rock into his direction. "Oooh...a little too hard."

 

Marluxia had gotten drunk.
"Hi Larxene! I love youuuu!!!!"

 

Roxas lolled at Marluxia.

 

Larxene turned slowly, spotting Marluxia. She ran at her, screaming, "FOOD!" with electricfying jaws.