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  1. Aura Goddess

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    I need your help. I need a perfectly good reason to convince my mom not to take me to the salon on Saturday to cut my hair.

    Go! B|
     
  2. Rosey Chaser

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    Its against my religion.
     
  3. Scott Pilgrim Banned

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    I have a gun.

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  4. ♥♦♣♠Luxord♥♦♣♠ Chaser

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    hairspray causes cancer!!

    (you never know)

    but being in a salon can give your lungs trouble

    (well it does for me cuz i have asthma)
     
  5. AlexleHoshi Dude called Alex

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    Say 'Can you wait till it's grow longer before I have it cut?'
     
  6. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Unless you have a valid reason for not wanting to go, you be a respectable child and go.
     
  7. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    It's my hair.
     
  8. The Joker Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Say that doing so and you not wishing to could hurt your relationship with ehr and one day when she is sick and dying you won't care.

    Then add if she doesn't, it could strengthen your bond and when she has no home, you'll take her in.

    Also say that from hair cuts some people are drived to depression which drives them to suicide.
     
  9. Cutsman Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Threaten her with the thoughts of a million souless beings. and the amazing prowess of Soul Edge (the cool mona Lisa)
     
  10. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Im sorry but.

    Did I ask you?
    It's extremely rude to answer a question that was not intended for you.
     
  11. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Cry and wail like a disobedient baby.
     
  12. The Joker Gummi Ship Junkie

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    It makes you feel like you're being rapped and tourtered.
     
  13. Atlas Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Okay, okay. Before you post again, you need to get a sixth grade education.

    "Sounding it out" doesn't cut it anymore.
     
  14. The Joker Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Spelling was never my best subject.
     
  15. fadedphantom King's Apprentice

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    Say that you want to wait until it's longer so that you can cut enough off to donate your hair! Then you sound like a good person, and she'll probably forget all about it by the time it actually does get that long.
     
  16. ♥♦♣♠Luxord♥♦♣♠ Chaser

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    She just got told
     
  17. Aura Goddess

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    My hair is actually long. It's close to mid-back. >>

    But I like my hair long. D:

    O.o

    I would never donate my hair because I would end up having to cut my hair REALLY short. >>
     
  18. ♥♦♣♠Luxord♥♦♣♠ Chaser

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    sorry *take a look i edited my post!*
     
  19. The Joker Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Say one day you might have Cancer and you want to enjoy the time with your hair you have left.
     
  20. Arch Mana Knight

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    Tell her I got you pregnant. B|