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@Clawtooth: Any preference to which?

And alright everyone, any suggestions where to go?

 

Before we go we will need entertainers.

 

We have a musician, what else would you like?

 

Oh, I dunno...maybe a pole over there...

 

I'll go merchant I think.

 

Sauntry wenches. Lots of them.

 

I'll order em.

 

Before we set sail, I need everyone to sign this. *pulls out a contract about the size of a phonebook*

 

This better not be any legal trickery, or else...

 

Also give gabr to me. I could use a... test subject. *evil grin*

No my good man, just some medical matters and the such.

 

I figured I should come up with something witty for this thread, but then I thought "F*** it, I'll just dazzle them by being here".

 

The amount of time that it took for you to find this both astounds and saddens me, what with the talk of piracy amd sauntry wenches.

 

Hello future test subject random person! Would you like to make sixty dollars?

 

Who has the time to do things on time, what with the vast amount of plundering, swashbuckling, wench-thrilling and boat-jacking to do. I'm a very busy guy, y'know. This town's full of Frenchmen, so there's good stuff lying around the ground EVERYWHERE.

To tell you the truth, chum, given my profession, I'd much rather just shoot you in the rib and take it out of your pocket myself. So don't get up ;)

 

I'm the ship's doctor, I wouldn't recommend shooting me. Now sit down and let me remove your tumors.

 

Aye, but we still have that wench, Firekeyblade, as a doctor.

 

Oh, you're this ship's doctor, eh? Okay, give me a second.

*20 minutes later*




Tumors, eh? Heh. 'Ave a good day, mate.

 

She takes care of the more practical medical matters, I take the others. Like surgery, among other things.

 

Spike... You owe me a new ship. Just you wait until I find your ship.

 

Can i be the scholar,then?