KHV, this is getting ridiculous...

Loxare: under a rock since 1994

Haha, no. I'm at a phone.

 

I don't think that us raping threads is going to look good on resumes, but What?, I must ask, when did you have a threesome going on?

How could I have missed this?

 

I believe he understands the concept of sharing. Whether it is something he practices is something else entirely. The amount of sexual references I am thinking of right now... I'm strangely proud of myself.

Where's Napoleon when you need him? Laying about six feet under, I believe...

I will keep my tongue inside my mouth. I won't bite it, however.

 

You 4,Just cyber already.

 

Makaze isn't a temptress. He's a temptor. He's an evil demon who's got a way with words and hearts. Or instead of hearts, boners. And apparently Saxima's his partner in crime. -_-

 

He is my Succubus then.

 

We're partners in crime, you could call it that.

We could call it that, couldn't we?

 

Bonnie and Clyde all over again...

 

Hmm, maybe something a little more intimate than that, but that's a good way to think of it.

c:

 

You want to know what's really ridiculous Ienzo? The way this thread went off track.

 

No, he'd be your incubus. -_-

 

You believe him to want to impregnate me?

He will have to try some hellish tricks to achieve that.

And that is surprising in the spam zone?

Though recently it has been mainly caused by three particular members.

Two outlaw lovers, who died together in a hail of bullets fighting the odds.

Modern Shakespeare.

 

Makaze's kind of a tricky person.

 

You are better off not knowing.

That would start it bleeding. And we can't have that, what with me being a sadist and everything.

How can you use such vulgar language in front of me?

I like that name. A creature that seduces human to continue its species from folklore. Interesting...

Yes, we could, my sweet.

Bonnie and Clyde did not rent the same bedroom, did they?

What are you implying?

I would rather have you dominate me, with your personality. FKB seems confused on my sexuality.

Which thee? :3

He would be rolling over in his grave if he could see what was happening.

 

Of course Master, whatever you will of me. Wait I've not been indoctrinated, what am I saying?
I am no masochist. We are not compatible.

Can I pick a good demon species or what?

I'm sure that you don't know either. You just want to try new things.

The member of renown, the member of seduction and the member who should know better. Mix and match where appropriate.

He would be joining in knowing his provocative habits.
Good ol Bill

 

You're a dead viking? Dx

Spoiler

No wait, you're the Eric Northman of KHV 8D

My location is completely true. I have been vaguely sauntering down a path of hilarity and confusion, otherwise known as reading Good Omens for about three months now >.<

 

My thoughts exactly, I go to sleep and school and then come back almost 24 hours later and look what has happened to this thread? I'm going home, to your breadbins >:3

 

As long as you don't take the bread, I need my samitches.

Also on topic(derp), I am haunting at a house.

 

I can vouch for this. Well, not nearly as well as I could, but I can vouch that this is true a good 85% of the time.

Lols such a spelling and grammatical nazi.

 

I don't have a breadbin.....

I have a muffinbin!!!! ^-^