~KHV Rap/Lyric Writing Showdown: Round 1!

Round 1 for the rapping/lyric writing showdown.

List of people in it:

Ghetto
Pepto Bismol
J.D. 129
Noise
VideoGameNerd246
Cin
Trigger
(There was someone else)

Re-Sign up threads will be made once this round is over.

 

Competitive arena much?

 

Lol, it get's more views in the spamzone..

 

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Good rhyme sceme, but the word play was a little off. lol

 

HOW THE **** DID YOU GET INTO MY PORN FODLER U **** o

 

Ummm...all you're talking about is sticking cabbage up people's asses...

 

My god you just defined all mainstream rap
So fap to your bandanna pistol blazin *****s
Singing ****** single lines of sexual relations
Let me belate my euphoria in rations of rhyming text
None about sex none about money
None describing gunfights with funny descriptions, choke
Simple situation friends, we hope you choke.
We hope you choke.

cough.*bloke*

 

Baby blue pink skies fill your eyes
I'll vomit seven ****in' honey baked lies
Straight from my periwinkle mansion
Nearly witches, you *****es only spit when I slit
Your throats ****in' silly
Refusin' to close my eyes, rainbow tie dye
My pet flamingo knows the lingo
To a girl's cherry flavored dingo
Bingo bingo, we have a winner
At least I know I'm a cinamon sinner

 

Well...you two took long enough. Add them to the damn list! O__O

BTW, what are the teams?

 

Frig, forgot about the teams...Oh well forget the teams just rap it off.

 

Wtf....like 6 people spitting at one time?

Like an atomic bomb dropped on japan
I'll take out ever single man
Woman and child
I go buck wild
Like a stalion
I can take on a whole battalion
And I don't need a weapon
So you best get to stepping
**** love just spit fire till I'm dead
When I sleep it's like I **** in my bed
I'm the ****, like Ice berg
**** that ***** I don't like her
Yeah and I don't need that hoe
Call me father ***** It's God Flow
More ironic than Heff as the pope
You can't stop me ***** theres no new hope

 

Us white boys totally own this contest.

 

Right
Spite may seem like the cause
Of my raw ambition to kill
Still my rendition of this **** you call spit swiftly flies
Like lies out of my meager mind
To fooling those of lesser luster like you
Did you know the brewing batch of brood I contoct as I type
Wipe your face this spit's everywhere
Shut your eyes sir there's no reason to stare I'm just adjusting
Stinging your minds with pointed pikes of power
Rhyming beautifully and rapping sarcastically
Nigh rightfully nor limited to spastically sucking
****ing **** like you
might not realize
There's strength in your eyes
Watch and learn
This burning power of a thought.

/endgay

 

Not everyone here is white...

 

I was referring to Cin and I.

 

ohhhhhhhhhhh

 

You have just a thought
I can adjust a thought
I have a whole day's thoughts
Cooking in these pots
You're rhymes are poetic, I'll give you that
Yes, to you I tip my hat
Now take these bricks I've shat
At the sheer fact
That you're actualy here
But I look in your eyes and still see fear
The same fear and doubt from when we last spoke of rap
Your fear is something that I shall tap
I'll feed off of it, like a leech on your skin
Sucking every ounce of power within
Leaving you weak and helpless like a baby
And maybe I'll kill you, just maybe
But I don't need to brag about power and skill
I just sit patiently and wait for the kill
I consider this battle a meeting of the minds
An enternal conflict as the world unwinds


oh **** non poetic version

***** you may be all up in my thread
But after this rhyme I'll be all up in ya head
But before I start, I need to address
That fact that your chick was one I already pressed
And now I see you tryin to get back with her
That cintrus **** was lookin wack with her
For the first few days I had some jealousy
But I was blind then but now I can see
And I'll end there even though it never started
I'm so far gone I must be dearly departed

 

Your eyes, your concrete eyes.
Cross, crisscross a path, walking in million patterns.
Shoe shine your ammo, polish your wraith.
I need not your wicked sword, you wicked whore.
My war is not with someone like you.
A string of blood that is not my own strings between.
Waltz around the room, with a glaze in your stare.
In your tuxedo suit, I'll give it a name.
I have the cocaine, give me the damn basket.
Lower your senses, I'll lower the casket.
Open the door, open the grave. This couldn't be dirtier.
Now you're doing the waltz with your murderer.