KHV I require your hivemind.

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  1. rikusorakairiown Contributor

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    For my newest life direction I have decided that I wish to somehow put myself inside the Halden prison in Norway, so i can make use of its various facilities.

    However, I lack the means of actually getting to Norway, plus what crime would I commit, and how could I ensure I go to that particular prison?
     
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  2. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    STEAL A BOAT.
    STEAL A GOAT.
    Cross your fingers.
     
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  3. Korosu Kingdom Keeper

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    Stab Chris .
     
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  4. rikusorakairiown Contributor

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    But I need him to help me with my bokmål

    ..That. Just. Might. Work!
     
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  5. Spike H E R O

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    That's a nice direction to take your life in: straight down...
     
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  6. Korosu Kingdom Keeper

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    Get him to help you then stab him.
     
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  7. rikusorakairiown Contributor

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    the planners at Halden spent roughly $1 million on paintings, photography and light installations along with creative outlets like drawing classes, production studios, and wood workshops
     
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  8. C This silence is mine

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    I've been teaching him all the Norwegian he'll need, like: SLIPP MEG UT! *rister i gitter*
     
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    Walk in as a Nazi, and talk about how you love killing puppies.
     
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  10. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Why go to Norwegian prison for drawing classes?
     
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  11. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    The same reason you climb Mount Everest.
    Because it's in Norway.

    /geography
     
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  12. Spike H E R O

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    :why?:


    'Kay, so what's our plan: do we wack a guy, off a guy, wack-off a guy.....?
     
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  13. rikusorakairiown Contributor

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    Because its free.

    And the prison is practically a hotel.

    Cells include amenities such as flat-screen televisions, refrigerators, unbarred vertical windows that let in more light, and designer furniture. Prisoners share kitchens and living rooms every 10-12 cells, jogging trails, and a sound studio.
     
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  14. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    ...

    I think at this point in time the best thing would be just to walk away. Because I have no pithy comebacks.
     
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  15. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    You can't pith geography
    When the geography ain't geographin'
     
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  16. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Dude c'mon

    Family Guy references? Really? You can do better than that

    Yeah but it's probably impossible to get in because Norwegians are passive as fuq

    ...

    You guys

    stumped Laurence

    I think some brofists are in order

    no offense to laurence. ilu <3
     
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  17. Spike H E R O

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    Yeah yeah, I know. I hate myself so much right now. >_<
     
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  18. Daxa~ #stalker

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  19. ♥♦♣♠∟uxord♥♦♣♠ Banned

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  20. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Snape smiles?

    What blasphemy is this?!

    Oh, it looks like an outtake.
     
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