khv, I challenge you to a rock off

To be honest, you gave me the idea to make it khv related when you said the khv rules prevent you. We make a good team. Maybe I'll make another one in a few months whenever you least expect it.

The fact that my names The Fuk made my part perfect. lol

 

This is the greatest and best song in the world.

Sigquote.

Long time ago me and my posh friend What? here
We was hitchhikin' down... a long and lonesome thread
All of a sudden; there shined a shiny Premmy
In the middle
Of the thread

AND HE SAID

"Maaaaake the best pooooost in the world,
Or I'll spam your VMs!"

Well me and What?
We looked at each other
AND WE EACH SAID
"Verily."

And we typed the first thing that came to our heads;
Just so happened to be
The best post in the world
It was the best post in the world!

Look at my post count, and it's easy to see
Though I'm still a scrub, seems like y'all like me
It was destiny!

Once every hundred thousand years or so
When Repliku logs on and newsman Mike posts
In the spamzone...

Needless to say,
The Prem was stunned.
Click-clack went his little mouse,
And the Prem was done.
He asked us: "(snort)
Be you admins?"
And we said, "Nay.
We are but newbs."
ROCK.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOAAOOAOO OOOOIIIEEUUUUOOOO OOOOIIIEAAAUUEEOOO

This is not
The greatest post in the world, no!
This is just a sigquote.
Couldn't remember
The greatest post in the world, no
No! This is a sigquote!

To the greatest post in the world, all right!
It was the greatest post in the world, all right!
And it was the best mother fuckin' post,
The greatest post in the world! AAAALL RRRRIGHT

Derp herpaderpaderp derp derpa herpa derpa da herpa derpa da herrrrp herpaderp derp herpaderpaderpaderp DA YEEGLE FLARGLE WARBLE ARGH

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
The post we made that night was deleted; it
Didn't actually look anything like this POST!

THIS IS JUST A SIGQUOTE.
Ya gotta believe me,
And I wish you were there!
S'just a matter of opinion...
AAA WTF
GOOD GOD, GOD LOVIN'
SO SURPRISED, I'M DESTINED FOR BALLADS YEAH
O HALLELUJAH I'M FOUND, YEAH
RRREP MOTHERFUCKERS COMPADRE OOOOOOH

ALL RIGHT!
AAAALL RIIIIGHT!

 

But I am not wearing socks

 

I laughed in my head.

 

(Oh what the hell.)


You can't kill the Premium
The Premium will live on
Admins tried to kill the Premium
But they failed, as they were spammed to the ground
Moderators tried to kill the Premium
But they failed, as they were trolled down to the ground
Newbies tried to kill the Premium Hahahahahaha
They failed, as they were flamed down to the ground
Aargh! yeah! [x2]


No-one can destroy the Premium
The Premium will spam you down with a vicious blow
We are the vanquished foes of the Premium
We tried to win for why we do not know

New-**** tried to outrank the Premium, but the Premium had his way
Spammers then tried to report the Premium, but the Premium was in the way
Punk-newbs tried to ban the Premium, but Premium was much too strong
Trolls tried to spam the Premium, but the trolls were proven wrong
Yeah!

Premium Spam!
It comes from KHV!

 

Wow, internet timing is awesome. I just watched that movie. XD

 

A long ass fuckin' time ago,
on a site called khv
There lived some humble members there
athiest as can be
But yay there was a newb troll
and that's all that he could be.
His name was young Xendran and he refused to step in-line.
A vision he did see of
Fuckin' trolling' all the time.
He made a million alts and all the newbie had to whine

The admin's hammer was blazin' as he logged onto the site
Then they banned his account of Miele,
But not without a fight!
'Twas an admin who banned him harshly,
banalizing ban-a-loo!
And if you try to troll the site,
Then they shall ban you tooooo!

Gotta post some spam in the spam zone!
gotta follow fads in the spam zone!
Gotta share your day in the spam zone!
Gotta BE A PRICK in the spam zone!

 

I came and saw that one of my favorite songs was made into something awesome. Then half of everyone in this thread ruined it.

Then it got awesome again with The Fuk?'s and Forsaken's recent posts.

 

You've disobeyed my orders newb,
Why did you ever join?
Rissy's ten times better than you,
Deathspank loves her more.
This spam that you post for us
Comes from the depths of KHV.
Internet spamming is 4chan's work,
It wants you to rebel.

You'll become a lifeless troll;
Beelzespdude will pull the strings!
Your rank will lose direction,
And alts it will bring.

You'd better watch your words,
You better watch your spam!
You're IP banned for a year with no internet!
Don't wanna hear you type,
Don't wanna see you post!
You gotta rep the admins when you're in my board!

 

Spdude can you hear me?
the site can really lag
I'm askin' for admistration
won't you quit being a faaag
I need a decent owner, who can make all of this stop
Every member thinks you're lazy
But man, they can suck a cock
spam cannnot be 4chan's work,
It's hilarious and rad
I'll never spam as long as khv's stuck with this lag

 

I hear newbie young JD
You are hungry for the spam
But to post the ancient method,
Sacred threads you must flame down.
Escape this lag's clutches,
And this fagtastic site.
On a journey you must go,
To find the land of KHInsider!
In The Site of Fallen Noobletts,
Where the gaytards meets the new****,
You will form a strong alliance,
And the world's most ownage spam!
To find your posts and rep,
Through the valley you must troll.
You will face your inner newbie.
Now go my son and spaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!

 

With the ban hammer they'll ban your ass
no more spam zone for you.
Oh yeah, muthafucka,
They're gonna track your IP adresssss.
You broke the rules,
...and now you're permabannnanananed,
You muthafucka.



...You muthafucka.

Saki posted porn
of some balls and a dick
some cartoon and a clit
some of it was some really siiick


They banned his account
and he'll never come back
Oh yeah muthafucka,
it was really fuckin 'stupid indeeeed
He broke the rules,
then he was be permabannnanananed.
You muthafucka.



...You muthafucka.

 

Can't, you see The Fuk's the man, let me hear you applaud
he is more than a member he's a shiny golden god.

If you think it's time to ****ing spam, and ****ing troll, out of control,
well then you know you got to flame the block,
and ****ing suck his ****ing cock,
'cause when he posts, you ****ing stop, all what you're doing, and you bend over tops
'cause if you think it's time,
if you think it's time,
if you think it's time to ****ing spaaaaaaam.

He is going to kick your ****ing ass,
and you know his name is The Fuk,
Spamming and ****ing trolling,
and ****ing Spamming,
and ****ing trolling,
and ****ing HERP DERPA DERPIE DERP

 

The mission is clear,
I'm going over
deep into the spamzone

I read a bunch of thread
see a bunch of ****
And then I- oh noo! A troll

Think of shit,
click new thread
Then hit submit reply

Against all odds
Infiltrate,
spam the site!
spam the site!

Newbie style,
wedding thread
waifuroulette,
read that shit
spam all over that motherfucker
Now I'm shaking my head
reading this crap
I got oldfag like reactions

Against all odds
Infiltrate,
oh! spam the site!

Two shitstorms in the spam zone
thats what the prems were talkin a- ****!

Electric Eye
Infiltrate,
spam the site!
spam the site!
spam the site!

 

...****
Fine, you win the Rock-off.
>_>
I honestly can't choose another song without it sounding too lame.

Best.Thread.Ever.

 

OF ALL TIME a

 

Don't ruin a good thread KS! Some people might kill you for that.

 

This thread could never be ruined.

 

Going through this thread again for like the 5th time, I have to comment on this.

>:C

 

It had to rhyme. D: