KHV, I am afraid

This. Soooo this.

 

FAIL. a

 

Try making it 5 pages longer. Use advanced vocabulary, and fix spelling errors.
Then you should have an e***** story.

I fixed it.

 

[highlight]Come on, you cant just stop it there, now that you've come this far. finish the story![/highlight]​

 

I am considering doing this, but question before I do so.
Do I say that in front of Keyblade Spirit's uncle or in private?

 

I read it for the spamlulz.
Anyway, two problems with that.
1. She's my cousin.
2. My uncle scares me.

 

[highlight]1. Is not a problem. Incest is relative.

2. Is slightly more problematic. Tell him he can use her after you. Or divide her up over the week. e.g. Monday to Wednesday he gets her, Thursday to Saturday you get her, Sunday's her day off.[/highlight]​

 

1. Exactly! Incest is sex with relatives. And thus it is wrong.
2. But what about the gun?

 

[highlight]1. If god didn't want you to screw her, why did he make it so tempting? Surely he'd put spikes down there or something? Besides, cousins are far enough apart, so it's fine. Japan doesn't have a problem with it. Look how well Elfen Lied turned out.

2. Fine, he gets first turn.[/highlight]​

 

1. I still don't want to screw around with inbreeding. No pun intended.
2. But there's still the matter of the GUN!

And there's also my uncle's girlfriend's daughter. She'd be crushed.

 

[highlight]1. It doesn't count as inbreeding. Japan says so.
2. Do it without him noticing. He won't use the gun if he doesn't know. Or get the cousin to tell you.

As for the uncle's girlfriend's daughter: I spy a threesome opportunity.[/highlight]​

 

1. It does count as inbreeding. America, Canada, the country I'm in, and a small town in India say so.
2. We're on a house boat. It would rock way too much for him not to notice.

I don't do that. I'm always better when I've got all my attention on one person.

 

...Are you implying you've been in a threesome before?

 

Should I be implying that I've been in a threesome before?

 

[highlight]1. Only illegal if you conceive or get caught. You avoid the first by using a condom. You avoid the second by not screwing her in front of a police officer.
2. Do it in the water.

As for the uncle's GF's daughter: Don't tell her. That way you can do both.[/highlight]​

 

This calls for a wild houseboat orgy.

 

To both of those: She also looks just enough like me to make it creepy.
Compare these images:
She's the one on the right. She pretty much looks the same, but slightly taller.

Spoiler

I'm the one on the right.

Spoiler

 

1. Use your uncles gun to shoot the country you are in. It will deflate and the rules won't count anymore.
2. It's incest based intercourse, not trampolining. As long as you try not to mix the two the boat won't move that much more... The boat rocks back and forward naturally. Make like said boat and start rocking back and forward.

 

1. I don't think that's how it works.
2. You've never been in bed with me, have you? And because you're a guy, I'm glad you haven't.

 

1. It is.
2. Wait so you do have intercourse like you are on a trampoline?
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You're doing it wrong.