KH-V, I need your professional assistance.

I have a final exam tomorrow, and one for every day of the week up until Thursday. Motivate me to study.

 

I'll kick you in the balls while wearing combat boots.
c:

 

Fuck that, stay here and chill with us. It's the better choice; believe me, I can be trusted.

 

Is this a backhanded way of saying you want sexual favors?

 

I can't even motivate myself to study, so... yeah.

Enjoy.

 

Well, that would motivate me to seek medical assistance, but I dunno how much studying I'd get done. :D ... D:

Well, you ARE God... If I do this, can you guarantee me a 5 on all of my exams?

Has this ever been a problem for you?

Possibly. Which is staff talk for definitely.

 

EVERYTHING IS BROKEN ON THIS PAGE.
ALLLL THE IMAGES.
Other then the Avatars.
o_o

 

Perfect, on the way to the hospital you can study.

 

Which is staff talk for "You're fucking doing this"

 

As wet as that does make me I have exams to study for. =[

 

OH GOD SORRY, I THINK I PULLED A XALDIN... EXCEPT THE SITE ISN'T DEAD.

Oh awesome. :D Though I might drench my review book in my tears of pain, rendering the text illegible.

Now you get it. :D Dalk knows the lingo; why don't you?

God damn it, another time then. ;-; These AP exams ruin everything, I swear.

 

...Wtf's up with the numerous ":D"?

 

I know the lingo because I stalk nearly every staff member in hopes that I can figure out some way to get on staff I know everything.

 

I tried to disable the smilies in the text. Didn't work as planned. At all.

 

I'll take you in my time mahcine to go see a Beatles concert.

 

That'd only motivate me to permanently live in the 1960's, wherein there are no AP exams... Actually, that could work pretty well.

 

... Scratch the time machine idea, J.D.

 

I'll read the book of Genesis, Mr. Apocalypse.