KH- Fast Food Madness!

"I'm not sure." Kairi turned around. "Stay here. I'll be right back." She walked out of the living room and to the front door.

 

Sora fell back onto the couch. "What? Where are you going?" His eyes widened with concern.

 

"I'm just going to see what's going on. I'll be back in a few minutes," Kairi said. She pulled the door open slightly, poking her head outside the door.

 

"What?! No!" Sora stood up from the couch and immediatly grabbed his chest in pain. He groaned and fell to his knees.

 

Kairi looked back at his outburst and slammed the door shut when she heard a thump. She went into the room and saw him on the floor. She ran over to him and put a hand on his shoulder. It was his chest...Was he having another attack?

 

"Sure, I'll get the coffee." Demyx agrees, heading over to the overly-complicated looking vendor machine. "So wait....do I pull the blue switch for low decafe with espresso, or blue for red's opposite of Mocha Locha Dechoche?"

"Stitch just want hot coffee!" Stitch yells in frustration. For a little guy, he sure had a short temper.

"Okay! Don't bite my head off!" Demyx curses back, pulling a lever without a cup underneath. Searing Hot coffee comes pouring onto the crotch of his outfit, causing him to yelp loudly and step back a few paces, bumping his back into the counter.

"Hmmm..." Stitch thinks for a moment, looking from Demyx to Axel, tapping one clawed finger on his chin. He then gasps, and growls, recognizing them as enemies to his friend Sora. "Cowabunga!" Stitch yells as he leaps onto the countertop with great agility and bites his wide mouth onto Demyx's hair and head.

"AHHHH! AXEL GET'IM OFF! GET'IM OFF!" Demyx muffled voice comes from within Stitch's skull.

OOC: Again with the old "Hot coffee in the crotch". Such pain-related humor never gets old.

 

"Don't go outside." Sora pleaded. If anything happened to her...

Axel backed away from Demyx and the little blue thing. Wow, Demyx was having two life and death situations in one day. That never happened since they had given up evil.

 

"...Why?" Kairi asked. "The sirens are too loud and they're still not leaving."

 

"Because..." Sora trailed off. He didn't have the energy to explain what was on his mind.

 

"AXEL FREAKIN' HELP ME HERE!" Demyx shouts, his entire head encased in jaws. "TAKE THIS ALIEN!" Demyx shouts some more, and uses all his might to wham his head, and Stitch, against a wall.

"Oof!" Stitch mutters, scrunching up and squeaking like a chew toy on contact with the wall. But he still holds on. Go get'im, persistent little booger.

"You wanna play hard ball huh??" Demyx asks gruffly. He then sticks his own head in the fryer oils, causing Stitch's rearend to be engulfed in hot liquids.

"Huh?....YEEEEOOOOOW!" Stitch hollers as he lifts his backside out of the oils and jumps onto Demyx's head, blowing on his burnt tail.

Demyx then takes one look in the mirror to see his entire mullet standing up like Axel's hair. "Gah! My Chick Magnet!" Demyx panics, and grabs a comb from inside his pocket, pushing the distracted Stitch off his head, and into a garbage pail.

 

"Sora, I have to. They're not helping anything and one of the reasons you're this way is because of them," Kairi explained.

 

"...they may be here for me." Sora said in a low voice. There. It was out in the open now.

Axel laughed. "No way; this is too entertaining!"

 

Kairi blinked. What? "What are you talking about?"

 

"The news said...they were after me." Sora had a hard time speaking.

 

Kairi stared at him. She knew that from the news they heard earlier that day. "But how do they know you're here though?" Kairi hated hearing this news, but she had to know. She was this close to blowing her top.

 

"Maybe...they followed me from the bowling alley." Sora said softly as he held his chest.

 

Kairi looked the other way, grinding her teeth together. This was ridiculous. Sora didn't do a thing to them and they were hunting him down. Kairi stood up.

 

Sora breathed deeply and grabbed onto the couch. He pulled himself back onto it, using almost all of his strength to do it.

 

"I'll be back in a second," she said. Kairi walked out of the living room and toward the front door again. This was getting too chaotic.

 

"No." Sora whispered as he watched her leave. This time, he couldn't even find the strength to try and follow her. He was helpless.