KH Corrupted Wish Game

Your hands go BOOM! Ha ha ha. Boom.

I wish that I had an AR MAX and Super Special Awesome hacking skills.

 

They make your head go Boom.
I wish this thread was funnier.

 

Sure, but then a sheep explodes and goes "Siss-boom-bah"

I wish someone would talk to me on msn.

 

The people would kill you in your sleep when after talking to you for 2 seconds.

I wish I had a gf.

 

I'm not on msn.
I wish I had a ice cream cone.
^^She murders you for your money.

 

You're ice cream melts onto your hand and fuses with it.

I wish for a dirty penny.

 

NOOOOOOO!!!!
It's not a penny.
I wish I wasnt so evil.

 

Your goodness creeps every body out and leads to your murder.

I wish that I had an extra toe.

 

My murderer bites it off.
I wish you weren't so you.

 

Then where would the extra 23 cents you get each week come from? Hmmm!?!

I wish I wasn't so random.

 

Your boringness leads to everyone going crazy and they nail you to a pole.
i wish i had nothing to say.

 

Your vocal cords are ripped out for the cause and given to a private collector

I wish my wishes weren't so corrupted.

 

I give you a hug *evil laughs*
I wish I had a.........camel.

 

It's spits in your face and suffocates you.

I wish to leave this thread.

 

You are traped in here with me *evil laughs*
I wish you wasnt so mean.

 

I'd only be half as mean.

I wish that I could fly to the moon and back

 

Done, but now you have AIDS.

 

:(

I wish for a magical coconut that will take me all around the world.

 

You drink it's juice and you get salmila.

 

I wish you guys would stop corrupting my wishes!