KH Corrupted Wish Game

The cookie, through a rigorous torture, is proven fake.

I wish for two wishes.

 

And the Genie slaps you in the face.

I wish BBS was out already.:(

 

It is out, but incomplete.

I wish for a tomato.

 

The tomato is thrown at your face

I wish for Heath Ledger to be reborn so he can play the Joker the Batman 3

 

He comes back as Joker and kills you.

I wish I could see a magic trick.

 

The resurrected joker does it and kills you with a pencil

I wish I would make a million dollars tommorow

 

Granted, but the IRS confiscates it all and you're left alone in your empty house to contemplate your meaningless life.

Yeah...


I wish I could draw KH characters better...

 

You gain the skill , but someone steals your work, you sue and they kill you in hope to get away with it

I wish I was god

 

Granted, but then someone uses a code to turn off your god-mode, and maims you with several pencils.

I wish I could fly.

 

You turn into a butterfly and someone swats you

I wish was in Amsterdam

 

You meet my uncle and he annoys you to no end.

I wish I could teleport anywhere in the world.

 

You teleport into a screaming fangirl pit and crushed to death

I wish i could go to sleep

 

You fall into a coma.

I wish I could expose any untruthful rumor.

 

People would hate you.
I wish I had more time.

 

After finishing something that took up all your time, you die from boredom.

I wish I had something.

 

Granted, but that something is a pipe bomb. It asplodes and you die.

I wish the Twilight movie looked better than it does. (I haven't seen it yet)