KH Corrupted Wish Game

It was invaded by hostile fire lizard things. You is dead now.

I wish that I didn't have to breath.

 

and when you start breathing again, your heart explodes from the lack of oxygen

i wish i stood there at least once.

 

Do you mean there? In that quicksand? Sure, I let you have that one.

I wish for a goldfish that does whatever I say.

 

the gold fish soon grows intellegent and refuses to do any orders, but gives them

i wish for the number one in a 4'x4'x4' box

 

The mail sends you the wrong box, and you get the number 2 in a box instead.

I wish there was no canada.

 

You know, I just might have to grant that... <_< >_> Sure, but the surviving canadians take out your intestines and use them to strangle you, then use your liver for curling practice.

I wish for magic mushrooms

 

one of the magic mushrooms you have makes you grow mega size, but you fell into a hole in the ground 20x your height and got stuck

i wish for a wish that never came true, and that is to die

 

You never have that wish but someone else decides to put you into a mental hospital.

I wish I wasn't bored.

 

You witness a shooting and you die at the shooting instead of being bored.

I wish I had a cookie with some milk in a treehouse that couldn't fall over.

 

The cookie hits the milk, the milk flys in your eye, you bump into the self desruct button, the tree falls over but the tree house is still intact, (lol, It floats in the air) now the only way to get down is to take a 300 ft. leap. No body wants to help you, your milk is spoiled. Good news: you still have your cookie :D

I wish for a parrot that can't hurt me directly in any way that talks and does Ronald Regan impersinations.

 

wish granted but your parrot doesn't talk at all.

I wish that I lived on Destiny Islands.

 

Granted, but it's about to be destroyed by Darkside again :3

I wish the Riku-Sora yaoi was real

 

Granted, but then Sora dumps riku for being bad a s e x.

I wish I had the keyblade to defeat the darkness.

 

your keyblade is actually a stick and it breaks on your first swing

i wish i could fall asleep...

 

You fall asleep and die because your brother is jealous of you and kills you in your sleep(?!?!?!)

I wish i could fly.

 

Granted but then in your ecstasy of flying you crash into a building and plummet to your death below.

I wish I had the ingredients to make sea salt ice cream.

 

Granted but you don't know how to make it and it tastes like crap.

I wish I couldn't fly.

 

You live a boring life and die alone.

I wish there was more water.

 

The water floods the world and everybody including you drowns.

I wish that Sora and Riku would be in Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

 

your copy of the game doesn't include them

i wish i ought to look for something.