*Jumps out of building*

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Tahno, Jul 30, 2009.

  1. Tahno The official Charlie Sheen of Republic City.

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    (Add ending here)
     
  2. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    Ending added.
     
  3. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Damn it Grandma
     
  4. Tahno The official Charlie Sheen of Republic City.

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    I'm your Grandma?...
     
  5. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    You can say there's no such thing as Santa,but as for me and grandpa,we believe.
     
  6. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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    NO *shoots*
     
  7. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    As your decent quickens you notice the love of your life looking up in horror down below on the sidewalk. You remember all the times you spent with him/her and how this will be your last moments together.

    A man is being promoted by his boss. This is the happiest moment in his life. The pay raise will finally be enough to support his wife and two babies. After a few months they'll be able to move out of the ghetto and get their children a proper education. The man stands by the window of his new office thinking of surprising his wife with the news by dinner tonight. He thinks of getting a dog too. He gets distracted by you falling and can't seem to look away.

    Meanwhile your fall has distracted the pilot of a helicopter tour and the pilot accidentally swerves the chopper and slams into the side of a building quickly smashing down the side and leaving a path of fire and death. The window the man was standing at is now wiped out and the man nowhere to be seen.

    The screams from down below call the attention of a group of police officers who were on pursuit of a robbery. They stopped their car and panicked wondering what they should do about you as you fall.

    You continue to stare at your love as you fall. She/he doesn't make any attempt to move as she mouths "I Love You". Suddenly your impact crushed his/her body killing both of you. The Police officers walk over and call in what happened while a group of pedestrians watch, some crying. The helicopter then comes crashing into all of them into a fiery explosion incinerating everyone in the vicinity and killing a few others from the shrapnel.

    A call is made on the radio in the police car of a robbery where a young male shot and killed the store owner and 5 innocent bystanders including a little girl. He was later hit by a school bus while trying to escape. The bus driver swerved to try to miss him but his attempts failed and instead caused the bus to crash through a fence into a deep lake. They all drowned.

    There will be no dinner or new dog tonight.
     
  8. Nuff' Said Banned

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    Fell for 5 seconds then he was rescued by a starving Captain Underpants. There in Captain Underpant's den...he turned off the light...put the guy under the covers......then showed him his glow in the dark watch then he ate Trixter.
     
  9. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    And they lived happily ever after.