Hey guys Just got back from the apple store and installed the new iChip into my brain. It's pretty cool, I just hope it doesn't break down easily like the last one, it was a ***** getting that **** removed from my genetic makeup. Oh hey, I hear Earth is getting a new supreme AI overlord, dumbass Earthlings and their political system, glad I live here on the planet Zaimuss.
Wow, they're already having a NEW AI overlord? Jesus Christ, I hear you bro. Btw, how's Zaimuss doing? I hear there's been trouble with space pirates recently. All's good here in planet Geenai.
I knew I shouldve invested in Apple in 2098. Bill Gates GLaDOS 7.8 was a bad idea. PS, Soilet green is made of- *Suddenly picked up by a van of people in white hasmat suits*