ITT: We post ****** super powers...

Power: The ability to cure any illness.

Drawback: The person you cure dies.

 

Power: You can do anything.

Drawback: You decide the first thing to do is to Divide By Zero. OH SHI-

 

The ability to be bulletproof to only the 17th bullet that hits you.

 

The ability to make your fingers grow blades.
Drawback: They grow inward.

 

The Ability: Able to fail anyone

Drawback: It makes you fail.

 

The ability to shapeshift into a Bowflex Home Gym

 

Ability: The power to become just like me.

Drawback: Dick is just too damn big.

 

The ability to transform into glue.

 

The ability to become the Great Wall of China

forever.

 

The ability to get any girl in the world

Drawback: you're gay

 

The ability to become invisible at a level of 99% opacity.

 

best sh¡tty power so far.

 

Power: Becoming an Admin at will

Drawback: It has to be at KHV

 

Ability: To be the demons.

Drawback: You're a zombie.

 

The ability to become as large as a mountain

except for your legs

 

Same Power,

Drawback: Cramps.

 

the ability to levitate

your left arm and leg

 

The ability to run at the speed of light.

Drawback: No legs

 

ability: get pregnant
drawback: your a man

 

superhuman strength

only when you're asleep