ITT: We discuss a video game that doesn't exist

You found that? ;~;

I swear, I looked everywhere in the Labyrinth and I still couldn't find it. I kept getting attacked by those thingies.​

 

I really like the part where babies fly out from the heavens and wreck everything, killing all your party members by devouring them.

And then everyone goes crazy.

The weirdest part?

Spoiler

I'm talking about an actual game.

 

Uhhh.
Yeah
So are we.


Speaking of crazy, I thought the Cthulu optional boss was pretty neat. Granted you get jack **** from defeating him but hey at least you can say that you killed Cthulu.

 

Thought the Jesus Christ Optional Boss was easy.
Just spammed 'Nail to Cross' attack and we invaded the Middle East way easy.

 

Actually, Jesus Christ IS easy. Just go to the fifth column, and cast your Awaken Spell. That column acts as your ally and beats the gummy bears(LIterally) out of the boss. It's also an easter egg

 

Is that what you did? I just called on Judas Iscariot.

Simple as that.​

 

Speaking of Judas Iscariot, on Flaming Hills, when you try to attack him, he says, "Hey, what's the big Iscarea?" Then he slaps you back XD

 

Have you guys seen the sex scene with Mary Magdalene?

Spoiler

I can't believe she's a lesbian!

 

...

These posts are just terrible.

It must be part of the game.

 

Well... I just lost.
But meanwhile, now to my contribution.

I loved the part of this game where you're thrown into a nightmare and lose all of your limbs, so you have to kill the boss by beating it to death with your face.

...That was epic.

 

...I see what you're referencing there. Giratina says hi.

 

And I thought Saint's Row 3 was a mad twisted game...

 

Oh man, this gorgeous cover art.

 

Speaking of polo, what happened after Judas Iscariot kicked the polo ball? My game froze after that D=

 

Polo? Who mentioned polo?

 

I don't see what I'm referencing in your eyes.

There is actually a scene in Naruto where he says:
"If my arms are ripped off, I'll kick him to death.
If my legs are ripped off, I'll... (and so on so forth)"

Essentially, it results in him saying how he'll stare him to death or beat him to death with his face.

 

Giratina. Pokémon Platinum. Struggle.
Disappointed you've forgotten about that.