ITT: We discuss a video game that doesn't exist

A game that requires me to hack just to get an enchant item?

Dropped.

 

It'll be patched in an update. Unless you got it for a console, but if you did that you're a loser.

 

Nope, PC. When does the patch come out?

 

Does this remind you of Andy at all?

 

Well they said they'll be working on it, but the team got put on another project too. I'd give it anywhere between a week and a month.

 

I hated Andy's super evil shadown twin, Ydna. Find it such a rip off of DAark Link from Zelda.

Loved the subtle message that promoted communism throughout. Not enough propaganda in games these days.

 

Is anyone familiar with how exactly to traverse the sewer level? Andy continutally glitches out when reaching a certain point and the game begins playing that Communist propaganda song on repeat. It is quite clear the creators did not clean up the game on release.

 

I heard that glitch is triggered by killing a certain enemy before the area past that point loads. Try skipping all enemies, going past that point, and then going back to kill the enemies so you'll get the experience from them.

 

My god this soundtrack is ****ing amazing.
Whoever's idea it was to get ****ing Queen to do the OST is a god.

 

Could they have been born to be kings?

I need to get more Queen...

 

While the music is amazing, it doesn't really seem to work as game soundtrack. I love it, but not in a game. Weird, eh?

 

Don't know about you


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>_>


but I hacked that shit a while ago.

 

Okay so what's the deal with the Dragonblood Sword

Is it supposed to be shit or what

Also did anyone else find the easter egg on the last level? Freakin' hilarious.

 

As the name suggests, it's only good against dragons. Just use enchant a haze or panic sword instead since it's more balanced.

 

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You have to kill the last dragon in the game to get it.

wtf

EDIT: NEVERMIND I FIGURED OUT WHAT IT DOES. Hooooly hell. Hi there secret dungeon.

 

Why did they have to include a water level?
Why does every adventure game have to have that one water level you absolutely hate and can not do withoout repeatedly going back to the menu to equip/unequip some sort of item?!?!?!?!?!
In this game I had to equip Andy, who would breath for me whilst I swam and Bob played jazz music.

 

Yeah, but then you get Frozen Island straight afterwards. That place is fucking gorgeous.

 

One of the most hilarious things I did in that game was when Jake had to cook special chargons by using rayors. An easter egg happens. Cooking chargons with boiled nuckles makes something called the chicken sword

 

Right but you can use it to farm the ones that respawn, they drop gear that sells pretty decently. And with that sword you can probably solo most of them.

 

Just found the Easter Egg of Jar Jar Binks and George Lucas making love.
Most disturbing indeed.