ITT: We discuss a video game that doesn't exist

So I just got to the fifth boss
Who's ****ing idea was it to give the boss ten times less health then the fourth boss?
****ing ******ed
Also Andy is the worst character in the game, he better die eventually.

 

What about the first boss? Anyone else struggle with that? No matter what i did, everytime i swung my sword at the thing's skull it countered. ITS RIGGED I SWEAR IT!

 

Even though your both bs-ing this stuff, I'm sure there are games out there that actually have this issues.

 

If i were bs-ing i would've had flying unicorns of doom in there somewhere.

 

Learn to stop sucking
Zombie king is easy as ****

Just wait until you get to Master Bate
He will wreck your ****, not to mention you have to watch the cutscene of him

Spoiler

kill elizabeth

after every loss

 

I was so happy when Elizabeth got killed off. She was just such a hoe. You know she slept with every boss? I read about it in a article with the game's developer. She has tons of headless tentacle children running around.

 

Said children are used against the game's final boss. You have to throw the children at the boss, where they explode in a flurry of colours. Best. Boss. Fight. EVER.

 

Final boss was kind of a joke with that lead up. I mean in some other games maybe he'd qualify, but Feyrion and Durac were easily better final fights. Better characters too, imo.

 

I would have liked the characters better if the religious symbolism hadn't been so blatant. Andy was so obviously Jesus.

 

Omg, I just hate that level with that thing you have to do that other thing to? Omg, it took me forever to get the protagonist through that.

 

I thought the prequel paid DLC where we discover that the MC is the father of the Emperor Overlord was spot on. I mean, they looked the same, had the same voice actor and you never trust a guy with a goatee in a sci-fi/fantasy/horror/comedy game do ya?

Though I hate the game for having to pay extra for dowloading that NUDE cheat. JUST GIVE ME pr0n GAMES DEVELOPERS!!!!!!!

 

You payed for that? Haha, it's easy to mod it.
just type
/allcharactersnude 1

 

Can't get console commands up on console. Need to hack first, brb.

 

Well, Yoki-san isn't exactly a piece of cake either. For the seventh boss, he's still pretty sucky~

 

Does anyone know where I can farm neon powder? I need it to enchant my level 35 dagger.

 

Oh please, everyone knows that you can only hack the neon.

Besides, pure diamonds are where it's at~

 

Diamonds don't enchant the 35 weapons, that's for armor. Also you must be lying because it says they can be farmed in the northeast of map 2 but doesn't specify which area.

 

Did you hear that this game is getting a crossover with Kingdom Hearts? Sounds like it'll be pretty badass if they do it right. Andy better not be in it though.

 

Yeah, because the developers never finished it. It's like the missingNo of this game.

You're gonna have to hack it.