ITT: Post something weird about you

My dad never showed up for Career Day.

 

I have a human skull in my room. His name is Demosthenes, he's actually quite intelligent.

 

My arms are double jointed- hyper extended which means I can bend them as far as to the point where they LOOK broken. Which is a real kicker at parties.

 

I can put both my feet behind my head.

 

I have a shakespearean play written after me

 

I can put my fist in my mouth.

 

When someone I don't trust passes me by I blink both my eyes as if preparing to sustain a blow.

 

I cant sleep facing upwwards

 

That is a common talent.


I talk to myself when I get really focused on doing something right and I always refer to my self as "we"

 

omg. i do that too. =D

 

I can do the flippy thing with my eye .

 

We are awsome B|

 

ORLY ?

 

I make that weird goofy sound (oooOOOOooHooohohoOOOOOO) when I step on something ;_;

 

I refer to myself as Jeremiah while talking.

"Wanna go to see Watchmen?"

"Jeremiah thinks so."

 

When I'm mad at a person,I pretend the person's right infront of me and say what made me so angry.


In other words,I talk to myself.

 

If I don't like a certain food, I will NEVER EVER like it again. Oh, and while eating dinner or breakfast or some big meal like that, the food can't be touching on the plate. I don't know why...

 

I prefer wearing men's perfume/cologne in stead of the more 'feminine' scents. ​

 

I fall asleep. No, I LITERALLY "Fall" asleep at any time. I'm a narcolept :)

 

I do that. =T